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#NylanderWatch is FINALLY over and we couldn’t be more hungover about it if we tried. But guess what? WILLIAM NYLANDER IS A TORONTO MAPLE LEAF.

Some other stuff happened too, we guess. We get to it eventually.

Sure, Willy still hasn’t signed but we’re feeling optimistic!! Mostly!! Kinda! Either way, we’re not lingering on it, because there’s lots of other stuff to talk about. The very entertaining trash fire also known as the Ottawa Senators is, remarkably, getting worse, the speculation over Mitch Marner’s worth is also somehow escalating, and, oh yeah, there were some hockey games played too.

Do you ever find yourself up late thinking about which pastry a certain member of the Toronto Maple Leafs is? Probably not, but don't worry we've got you covered either way. Also: the Leafs conquered California, Peter Chiarelli makes another one-for-one trade, and the Habs like to rub pickle juice on their legs. 

Are you sad about the William Nylander situation? We're sad too. Come join us. Also: Freddie saves lives, the NHL actually does something fun, and the Ottawa Senators continue to be an extremely entertaining trash fire.

Trying to forget two games we'd rather not talk about, we help plan Travis Dermott’s sexy séance, find out what unpopular Halloween candy is Ron Hainsey’s soul twin, and tell tales of adorable Morgan Rielly's past. Also: Auston's shoulder, sensory friendly hockey games, the Pens being back on their bullshit, and more!