Real Horrorshow Podcast

Klaus just can't seem to catch a break in his journey to reclaim the city he helped build. And it doesn't help that everyone and their grandmother wants to murder his baby. And him. 

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*This episode was recorded two weeks before the leaked Supreme Court Opinion on Roe v. Wade came out. Below is a a link to a Google Doc with resources for those with uteruses who will be affected by the upcoming decision--along with other reasons as we find them.

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- Host: Samantha Oty. Instagram: @samiswritingstuff,

Website: https://samanthaoty.wixsite.com/mysite/

- Host: Stormy Skies. Instagram: @thestormyskies

Website: https://stormyskies3.wixsite.com/stormyskies

- End Song: 'Creepy Doll' by Jonathan Coulton. Website: www.jonathancoulton.com

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Sam and Stormy died and they can't get into Heaven until they watch every single horror movie on Netflix. But, like, those movies are constantly changing, so it seems like someone is yanking their chain. 

This week we return with a hot new review for the hot new Netflix "original" horror movie 'Choose or Die'. 'Choose or Die' (originally titled 'Curs>r') stars 'Sex Education's Asa Butterfield and newcomer Iola Evans, as they try to solve the mysteries behind a deadly retro game...narrated by the wonderful Robert Englund. 

We also discuss the economic status of the 'Euphoria' characters and how they shouldn't be able to afford their lifestyles. 

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*This episode was recorded two weeks before the leaked Supreme Court Opinion on Roe v. Wade came out. Below is a a link to a Google Doc with resources for those with uteruses who will be affected by the upcoming decision--along with other reasons as we find them.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1T-aDTsZXnKhMcrDmtcD35aWs00gw5piocDhaFy5LKDY/mobilebasic

https://shoutyourabortion.com/abortion-pills/

https://aidaccess.org/

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- Quileute Move to Higher Ground: https://mthg.org/ 

- Red Canary Song: https://www.redcanarysong.net/

- List of BLM Affiliated Charities: https://bit.ly/3wSMW47

Credits

- Host: Samantha Oty. Instagram: @samiswritingstuff,

Website: https://samanthaoty.wixsite.com/mysite/

- Host: Stormy Skies. Instagram: @thestormyskies

Website: https://stormyskies3.wixsite.com/stormyskies

- End Song: 'Creepy Doll' by Jonathan Coulton. Website: www.jonathancoulton.com

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Sam and Stormy died and they can't get into Heaven until they watch every single horror movie on Netflix. But, like, those movies are constantly changing, so it seems like someone is yanking their chain.

We’re back from spring break, and we couldn’t be more excited to dive into ‘The Originals, the ‘Vampire Diaries spinoff that follows Klaus Mikelson as he prepares to embark on the journey of fatherhood. Oh, and there’s also some weird turf war going on with a guy named Marcel who’s known Klaus…for a very long time…yeah…The expanded ‘Vampire Diaries universe still has its weird relationship with race. 

We also decided on the next movie we’re going to review (Choose or Die) and get an update about Sam’s big play premiere. 

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*This episode was recorded two weeks before the leaked Supreme Court Opinion on Roe v. Wade came out. Below is a link to a Google Doc with resources for those with uteruses who will be affected by the upcoming decision--along with other reasons as we find them.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1T-aDTsZXnKhMcrDmtcD35aWs00gw5piocDhaFy5LKDY/mobilebasic

https://shoutyourabortion.com/abortion-pills/

https://aidaccess.org/

----- 

- Quileute Move to Higher Ground: https://mthg.org/ 

- Red Canary Song: https://www.redcanarysong.net/

- List of BLM Affiliated Charities: https://bit.ly/3wSMW47

Credits

- Host: Samantha Oty. Instagram: @samiswritingstuff,

Website: https://samanthaoty.wixsite.com/mysite/

- Host: Stormy Skies. Instagram: @thestormyskies

Website: https://stormyskies3.wixsite.com/stormyskies

- End Song: 'Creepy Doll' by Jonathan Coulton. Website: www.jonathancoulton.com

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Sam and Stormy died and they can't get into Heaven until they watch every single horror movie on Netflix. But, like, those movies are constantly changing, so it seems like someone is yanking their chain. 

Sam got engaged, so now’s the perfect time to watch a movie wherein a husband handcuffs his corpse to his cheating spouse instead of going to therapy. That’s right, this week we’re reviewing “Till Death” starring Megan Fox in all her Foxy glory. Will she manage to untangle herself from her husband and survive his twisted, post-mortem mindgames. And seriously, when will Megan Fox get her chance to shine in the eyes of film critics everywhere? And is she really going to marry Machine Gun Kelly? Ugh. 

We also talk about The Foo Fighters’ surprise horror flick “Studio 666” and Brittnay Snow’s acting career.  

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- Quileute Move to Higher Ground: https://mthg.org/ 

- Red Canary Song: https://www.redcanarysong.net/

- List of BLM Affiliated Charities: https://bit.ly/3wSMW47

Credits

- Host: Samantha Oty. Instagram: @samiswritingstuff,

Website: https://samanthaoty.wixsite.com/mysite/

- Host: Stormy Skies. Instagram: @thestormyskies

Website: https://stormyskies3.wixsite.com/stormyskies

- End Song: 'Creepy Doll' by Jonathan Coulton. Website: www.jonathancoulton.com

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Sam and Stormy died and they can't get into Heaven until they watch every single horror movie on Netflix. But, like, those movies are constantly changing, so it seems like someone is yanking their chain. 

What a long strange journey it's been through 'The Vampire Diaries'. We're talking about how the showrunners just like to screw Bonnie over for the sole purpose of screwing Bonnie over, how underwhelming the return of Katherine was, and how STEPHAN AND ELENA SHOULD HAVE BEEN END GAME. 

We're sad to end this chapter of the podcast, but oh so excited to finally rejoin our beloved Kalus in "The Originals"

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- Quileute Move to Higher Ground: https://mthg.org/ 

- Red Canary Song: https://www.redcanarysong.net/

- List of BLM Affiliated Charities: https://bit.ly/3wSMW47

Credits

- Host: Samantha Oty. Instagram: @samiswritingstuff,

Website: https://samanthaoty.wixsite.com/mysite/

- Host: Stormy Skies. Instagram: @thestormyskies

Website: https://stormyskies3.wixsite.com/stormyskies

- End Song: 'Creepy Doll' by Jonathan Coulton. Website: www.jonathancoulton.com

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Sam and Stormy died and they can't get into Heaven until they watch every single horror movie on Netflix. But, like, those movies are constantly changing, so it seems like someone is yanking their chain. 

This week, we're reviewing the 2022 """"sequel"""" to the 1974 classic, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Don't worry if you've never seen it, because the writers of Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022 also haven't watched the original, so you're in okay company. 

Because where this movie succeeds as a slasher, it fails at being what it's pretending to be--Halloween 2018 but with Leatherface and a chainsaw instead. 

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- Quileute Move to Higher Ground: https://mthg.org/ 

- Red Canary Song: https://www.redcanarysong.net/

- List of BLM Affiliated Charities: https://bit.ly/3wSMW47

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- Host: Samantha Oty. Instagram: @samiswritingstuff,

Website: https://samanthaoty.wixsite.com/mysite/

- Host: Stormy Skies. Instagram: @thestormyskies

Website: https://stormyskies3.wixsite.com/stormyskies

- End Song: 'Creepy Doll' by Jonathan Coulton. Website: www.jonathancoulton.com

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Sam and Stormy died and they can't get into Heaven until they watch every single horror movie on Netflix. But, like, those movies are constantly changing, so it seems like someone is yanking their chain. 

Oh no, a siren is tormenting the town of Mystic Falls and has taken control of eeeevil Damon and eeeeevil Enzo! Meanwhile, Stefan and Caroline get engaged despite their lack of chemistry while Bonnie deals with losing the love of her life to another woman. But just when things can't get bad enough Matt's estranged father decides to make an appearance--I mean--we find out that the sirens are using Damon and Enzo to resurrect Satan himself...Kade. 

And that's just the first eight episodes of the final season of The Vampire Diaries!

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- Quileute Move to Higher Ground: https://mthg.org/ 

- Red Canary Song: https://www.redcanarysong.net/

- List of BLM Affiliated Charities: https://bit.ly/3wSMW47

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- Host: Samantha Oty. Instagram: @samiswritingstuff,

Website: https://samanthaoty.wixsite.com/mysite/

- Host: Stormy Skies. Instagram: @thestormyskies

Website: https://stormyskies3.wixsite.com/stormyskies

- End Song: 'Creepy Doll' by Jonathan Coulton. Website: www.jonathancoulton.com

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Sam and Stormy died and they can't get into Heaven until they watch every single horror movie on Netflix. But, like, those movies are constantly changing, so it seems like someone is yanking their chain.

What a long strange journey it has been through the Fifty Shades of Grey franchise. Grey? Gray? Grey. 

This week, Sam and Stormy complete the trilogy that captures the hearts of a million horny women all over the world. 

'Fifty Shades Freed' follows the story of Anna and Christian Grey as they deal with the turmoils of married life. Like having a baby, sunbathing nude, and hitting up the woman who molested you instead of getting therapy. 

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- Quileute Move to Higher Ground: https://mthg.org/ 

- Red Canary Song: https://www.redcanarysong.net/

- List of BLM Affiliated Charities: https://bit.ly/3wSMW47

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- Host: Samantha Oty. Instagram: @samiswritingstuff,

Website: https://samanthaoty.wixsite.com/mysite/

- Host: Stormy Skies. Instagram: @thestormyskies

Website: https://stormyskies3.wixsite.com/stormyskies

- End Song: 'Creepy Doll' by Jonathan Coulton. Website: www.jonathancoulton.com

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Sam and Stormy died and they can't get into Heaven until they watch every single horror movie on Netflix. But, like, those movies are constantly changing, so it seems like someone is yanking their chain. 

There's no easy way to say this, but season 7 of 'The Vampire Diaries' was a MESS. They're really struggling to find their footing without the presence of their leading lady. Too many plotlines and too much jumping around--and this is coming from someone who loves non-linear storytelling. 

Also, this show is really starting to cross a line in who it chooses to put into romantic pairings (seriously, what is it with vampires and teenage girls?)

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- Quileute Move to Higher Ground: https://mthg.org/ 

- Red Canary Song: https://www.redcanarysong.net/

- List of BLM Affiliated Charities: https://bit.ly/3wSMW47

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- Host: Samantha Oty. Instagram: @samiswritingstuff,

Website: https://samanthaoty.wixsite.com/mysite/

- Host: Stormy Skies. Instagram: @thestormyskies

Website: https://stormyskies3.wixsite.com/stormyskies

- End Song: 'Creepy Doll' by Jonathan Coulton. Website: www.jonathancoulton.com

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Sam and Stormy died and they can't get into Heaven until they watch every single horror movie on Netflix. But, like, those movies are constantly changing, so it seems like someone is yanking their chain. 

O.M.G We're back this week to discuss the all-time classic #girlpower horror movie, 'The Descent'!!

This may be a super hot take, but 'The Descent' is absolutely a modern classic. It's also the perfect palet cleanser we need after the mess that was 'The Cave'. But I promise we don't compare the two THAT much. Only where it matters. Like dick size. 

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- Quileute Move to Higher Ground: https://mthg.org/ 

- Red Canary Song: https://www.redcanarysong.net/

- List of BLM Affiliated Charities: https://bit.ly/3wSMW47

Credits

- Host: Samantha Oty. Instagram: @samiswritingstuff,

Website: https://samanthaoty.wixsite.com/mysite/

- Host: Stormy Skies. Instagram: @thestormyskies

Website: https://stormyskies3.wixsite.com/stormyskies

- End Song: 'Creepy Doll' by Jonathan Coulton. Website: www.jonathancoulton.com

About Us

Sam and Stormy died and they can't get into Heaven until they watch every single horror movie on Netflix. But, like, those movies are constantly changing, so it seems like someone is yanking their chain.