Because we are messy, shameless, and morally unavailable. 🌈💦

In this episode we tackle:

• ghost stories

• historical artifacts and mysterious pipes

• microplastics in our balls

• Jamba Juice horror

• Mormon gays and their “same sex attraction” scale

• Housewives meltdowns

• toxic church camps

• Jesus Camp pool confessions

• vagina toys we don’t understand

• questionable cosmetic procedures

• the evolution of mac ’n’ cheese taste

• and whore baths (praise be)