Because we are messy, shameless, and morally unavailable. 🌈💦

In this episode we tackle:

• ghost stories

• historical artifacts and mysterious pipes

• microplastics in our balls

• Jamba Juice horror

• Mormon gays and their “same sex attraction” scale

• Housewives meltdowns

• toxic church camps

• Jesus Camp pool confessions

• vagina toys we don’t understand

• questionable cosmetic procedures

• the evolution of mac ’n’ cheese taste

• and whore baths (praise be)

In this hilariously unfiltered episode, Jesse and Mikey continue dive deep into the wild world of sex, self-discovery, and the stories you’d never tell your mom (sorry, mom). From butt plug training sets to awkward hookups, uncut confessions, and unexpected run-ins with ex-flings, nothing is off the table.

The hosts open up about embracing their identities, finding confidence in queer spaces, and learning to laugh through life’s most uncomfortable moments — including the ones that happen in the bathroom. Along the way, they explore body talk, sexual preferences, kink curiosities, and the cultural quirks that shape us.

Grab your drink, clutch your pearls, and get ready — things are about to get tight, huh?

Jesse and Mikey kick off the pod with origin stories—messy, honest, and hilarious. From Target underwear aisle epiphanies to first-kiss panic, from family dynamics to figuring out where (and if) they fit in the gay community, the guys compare coming-out journeys, late bloomers vs. early stirrings, and the joy/chaos of finding your people. There’s house-buying stress, release-party chatter, and a reminder that everyone’s path to self-acceptance looks different.
Topics: coming out, chosen family, apps vs IRL, social anxiety, monogamy myths, suburban vs city queer life.
Explicit language.