The Real Housewives of Bev did not disappoint this week. It's a housewives trip with a lot less booze than we're used to, so maybe that's why everything felt a little awk? Sutton maintains her stance as a victim this episode, and her anxiety face vibrator is meant to underline this. She's still reeling from being violently leg nudged by Crystal the night prior (to let her in on the joke she was angry she was left out of.) Crystal can't deal anymore and ghosts everyone at dinner. The reasons she gives the next day leave us.... sympathetic & perplexed. Dorit wears a purse to dinner in the home she is sleeping in, Rinna & Sutton perform a synchronized swim routine, and Kathy just existing brings us comic relief - ALL THIS AND MORE TO BE CONTINUED (lol) in this week's recap!

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Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress