Crystal found her voice this season with Annemarie… One of us wasn't sure that's a good thing. 

In this episode, we discuss Crystal Kung Mingoff storylines from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 13:

⚪Crystal vs Annemarie… 

⚪Crystal vs Ozempic… 

⚪Crystal vs Rob…

Our special monthly Patreon episode for April 2024! We love you as much as we love Below Deck’s Captain Lee… a boatload! Please enjoy our Patreon-exclusive book club episode digging into “Running Against the Tide.” 

In our Patreon-exclusive book club, we dig into Captain Lee's book and all the crazy adventures from Below Deck's stud of the sea. 

To listen to the full episode support us on Patreon https://patreon.com/RealHousewivesonRealHousewives

Dorit has a rough season friendship-wise… but she did get 7 fans in Barcelona… 

In this episode, we discuss Dorit Kemsley storylines from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 13:

⚪Dorit vs PK… 

⚪Dorit vs Kyle…

⚪Dorit vs Garcelle… 

⚪Dorit vs Denise Richards…

We welcome From the Bleachers: a Real Housewives Game Analysis podcast to share how Kyle scored this season. Sandra & Mandy join us during the eclipse to discuss the total eclipse of the heart that was Kyle and Mauricio. 

In this episode, we discuss Kyle Richards storylines from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 13:

⚪Kyle vs Mauricio… 

⚪Kyle vs Sutton… 

⚪Kyle vs Morgan Wade…

EsophagusGate makes Annemarie a hard pill to swallow in her first (and last) season. 

In this episode, we discuss Annemarie Wiley storylines from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 13:

⚪Annemarie vs 8.5

⚪ Annemarie vs Medical Diagnoses

If you think Sutton had a better season than this, get out your ruby red grapefruit juice and… Name ‘Em! 

In this episode, we discuss Sutton Stracke storylines from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 13:

⚪Sutton vs Erika… 

⚪Sutton vs Kyle… 

⚪Sutton vs Mercer in the Purse… 

⚪Sutton vs Dating Apps

Your time is valuable… Let us fill you in on the two recent Erika documentaries: The Housewife & the Hustler 2 and Bet it All on Blonde. 

In this episode, we take a look at what we liked (Erika's dog), what we didn't (the Marco Marco ordeal), and the fun facts you need to know (a Real Housewives reference is cooler to your kids than a Pulitzer). 

Our special monthly Patreon episode for March 2023! We love you!! Thanks for supporting us. You're our diamonds… keep sparkling.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 13 Yearbook episode: Our who's who episode of the highs and lows of the season… does anything get higher than an 8.5?

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Eagles don't fly with pigeons and Kelly doesn't fly with Kristen, despite having the same astrological signs… 

In this episode, we discuss storylines from Ultimate Girls Trip: RHONY Legacy… 

⚪Dorinda vs Kristen 

⚪Dorinda vs Kelly

⚪Kelly vs Kristen

⚪Kelly vs Luann

Say what you will about Monica, but giving her a snowflake made for an iconic season! And, thank you for NOT giving her mom a snowflake. 

In this episode, we discuss Monica Garcia storylines from Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 4:

⚪Monica vs LD

⚪Monica vs Heather

⚪Monica vs the Cast