In Round 7, it's first against eighteenth with the Kangaroos facing the Demons in Tassie, while Erin faces her own hangover demons, Ben Brown makes his long awaited return, and we relive the plot of Like Mike (2002) through our protagonist Bayley Fritsch.

In Round 6, Collingwood and Essendon honour the Anzacs while we discuss Will Hoskin-Elliott's determination to make an enemy of Rose, Nik Cox's homage to underage soldiers who frauded their way into the army, and how many Darcys is too many Darcys.

In Round 5, fan favourites Port and Carlton go at it while we discuss how many of our days on Earth have been memorable, the evidence-based use of reverse psychology as a game strategy, and pay our respects to Port Adelaide's fallen soldiers.

In Round 4, Melbourne and Geelong get their long sleeves out while we talk Tom Hawkins' likeness to a mutinous 1920s sailor, which footballers could most easily transition to a life on the silver screen, and debrief on the season so far.

In Round 2, the Swans battle the Crows and we battle ongoing technical difficulties, all while Erin and Rose discuss the spiritual importance of Buddy Franklin on a young girl's development, unpack the psychology of school bullies, and determine Isaac Heeney's readiness to don an SS uniform in a re-enactment of Nazi Germany.

In Round 1, Bulldogs get up against the Magpies and we discuss marketing opportunities for Aaron Naughton and his mullet, eulogise Scott Pendlebury's football career, and ponder which beast of the African plains would be Darcy Moore's spirit animal.

We're back with our predictions for the 2021 season, based of course purely in fact, science, and peer-reviewed journals.

In Round 16, we're back after a long hiatus to watch the Bulldogs and the Eagles tussle for victory and stop pretending to be interested in talking about anything else except Marcus Bontempelli and the life he could give us.

In Round 7, Robbie Gray steals a heart-stopping victory for Port against Carlton, as we reveal our official Top Five Players list, lose our grip on reality at the very sight of Patrick Cripps, and uncover the secret conspiracy amongst players wearing the number 9.

After a bye, in Round 6 we watch Essendon beat North Melbourne while stalking various players on instagram, discussing the level of personal sacrifice we should expect from our professional sportspeople, and mourn the Jasper Pittard we once knew,