In Round 16, we're back after a long hiatus to watch the Bulldogs and the Eagles tussle for victory and stop pretending to be interested in talking about anything else except Marcus Bontempelli and the life he could give us.

In Round 7, Robbie Gray steals a heart-stopping victory for Port against Carlton, as we reveal our official Top Five Players list, lose our grip on reality at the very sight of Patrick Cripps, and uncover the secret conspiracy amongst players wearing the number 9.

After a bye, in Round 6 we watch Essendon beat North Melbourne while stalking various players on Instagram, discussing the level of personal sacrifice we should expect from our professional sportspeople, and mourn the Jasper Pittard we once knew.

In Round 4, the Power overrun the Eagles and we discuss Rose’s newfound alliance with Matthew Lloyd, our stance on Tom Rockliff’s leather glove, and our complicated maternal, romantic, and sexual relationship with Charlie Dixon.

In Round 3, two famous rivalries battle it out once again, as the Bulldogs challenge GWS, and Rose and Erin turn against each other within minutes.

We’re back for the 2020 (Corona) Season! Carlton and Melbourne struggle to engage as we catch up on the latest Darcy Moore instagram content, whether or not aerodynamics play a role in the tightness of Hawthorn's shorts, and the risks of high altitude trampolining.

In a preliminary final as devastating as they come, Collingwood fall at the last hurdle, and an absolutely manic episode sees Rose experiencing the 5 stages of grief before ultimately choosing the threat of nuclear war over the prospect of Richmond or GWS winning the flag.

In Semi Final Week the Lions lose in a heartbreaker to the Giants, Rose declares war against Toby Greene, Erin proposes a Cheers remake based on Rose's interactions with local footballers, and we uncover the Leon Cameron/Chris Fagan disruption to the space-time continuum.

It's Finals Week 1! Collingwood are through to a prelim and we reveal how to tell someone's from Adelaide, what paranoid delusions we let control our lives, and how we really feel about Brodie Grundy's instagram content.

In Round 23 the Blues crumble at the hands of the Cats as we search for Jamie Elliott's soulmate, Erin struggles to go fifteen seconds without objectifying a man, and Rose ultimately chooses feminism over Darcy Moore.