RealAliTea Sippage ☕️

#HISandHERzday: Rockin’ Knockin’ Da Boots♨️

Today’s Sip: Don’t Knock It Til You Try It 🫖

☕️What does “Knockin Boots” mean?

☕️Have you ever been the knocker or the knocked?

☕️Do you sleep booty ass naked like I do?

☕️Do you have a particular side of the bed you sleep on?

☕️Do you have good bedside manners when gettin them boots knocked?

☕️Knock a ceiling, but don’t knock the knockers.

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Cooking for ourselves is a lost art form. It’s instant gratification. We spend more money eating out than we would if we just buy groceries. We know it’s time consuming. Planning meals helps plan time wisely and gives us more options. Meal prep a day ahead and don’t forget to kiss the chef!

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Bi-Weekly Oracle 6-Card Sippage for 9/26- 10/9: “You’re the One” ☕️

☕️#1: Mental Conflict - We all suffer from mental anguish of trying to focus on either a problem or a solution. Self talk is both a motivator and an extinguisher. What you think upon, grows.

☕️#2: Passion Ignited: You’re the fire and the flame. Set it off in this mf! Rise from the ashes. Peace and passion both come from within. Passive income is in your future.

☕️#3: Prosperity Begins: Stay grounded and you will be fruitful. Prosperity begins with the seed you water. God is magnifying you and the bigger picture. Transformation is occurring.

☕️#4: Movement, Choices and Decisions: When God says move, MOVE gd! But make the best choices and decisions with the end goal in mind. The ball is in your hands. Which door will you choose?

☕️#5: New Beginnings: Stay strapped, guarded, prepared, and secure. Do keep ya head on a swivel , because God is elevating you to new places. Close the door on what no longer serves you. You are divinely supported as you are catapulted to new heights.

☕️#6: Victory and Success: Toot your own horn in this bih! Once you make it, others will be able to follow your example. Toot it along the way, and even when you’re pushed to the edge, take a step back to reposition and shine your light. Success is all around you, my swigga!✨

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Puns inspired by the Smith family: The Fresh Prince, Jada, Willow and Jaden, who helped people obtain fresh water in Flint. The rest was inspired by my mental thought process of wanting to bring a relationship or friendship back to life after we have cut off the connection. Can we be other people’s karma? Can they be ours? Can we be each other’s? Choking on thoughts, words and/or tears simultaneously when your world is upside down is what I call a “Mental Drip”; only you can control the flow.

Do you ever think about your spine? If not, just know your spine thinks about you! We may take our spine for granted sometimes, but it has a very important job, both physically and metaphysically. Tap in and pay attention to your alignment, literally and figuratively. And most importantly, keep it straight up.

#MINDday: We Don’t Luh Dat H.O.E.

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Today’s Sip: Hertz and Oscillations🫖

☕️Yes, Hertz is also a car company, but we don’t luh dem H.O.E.’s! However, we do love frequency!

☕️How does one measure frequency?

What are some examples of these cycles?

☕️ Open ya mind, and then maybe you can also open ya eyes. Turn to ya neighbor and say, “Oh, she pourin’ TUH-day!”

☕️Say it wit ya mf chest! You thirsty? Lemme put it in ya mouf…

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*tea packet (picture) circa my RealAliTea 2010* 😘

#FREEday- Hands On My Knees Meditate On Some Thought Shit 🫖

🔊FULL VERSE if you a #RealSwigga! #TakeASip☕️

#RealAliTeaSippage: Verse 1 - Megan The Stallion “Thot Shit”

☕️Do something that sets your inner child and your soul free!

☕️What do you enjoy doing that you would do for free?

☕️Writing and creativity sets my soul free - and clearly, so does God! I wanted to combine em both, and this is what I got lol.

☕️We’ll work on the breathing cuz sheesh! But Ima do a verse every #FREEday, then put it all together at the end of the month!

☕️ That sounds like a solid practice plan… I’m Ali Lyk Cali not Allen Iverson- a bih needs practice! 🤣🙏🏽

☕️ So y’all can sip along as the flow gets stronger and sweeter.

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☕️ Have you ever been “friend zoned” or friend zoned another person?

☕️ Is your friend zone the waiting room TO forever, or FOR forever?

☕️ Expectations on “friends” and potential lovers can help us learn about ourselves as well.

☕️ Love is a gamble, and sometimes risking it all blurs the line of the friend zone and the comfort zone.

☕️ Analyze ya zones and keep it cozy, my swiggas.

#TakeASip☕️

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Yes, I’m vegan. I don’t eat nothin (intentionally) that had a mama or a face. But is veganism the right route for you? It may not be! Erbody can’t or shouldn’t be vegan! In order to win at a vegan lifestyle, perhaps consider these 11 reasons you should NOT waste your time going vegan, with the #1 reason being revealed in the finale.

A wise man once said, “Bitch, don’t kill my vibe!” But what did he mean? What is one’s “vibe”? And what tf is frequency? Let’s take a sip. ☕️