THE RB COLLECTIVE IS BACK! After too much time off, they had a LOT TO COVER this episode, and it’s as ridiculous as you might expect. 

After beginning the episode with some conspiracy theory and M. Night Shyamalan talk for the real heads (0:00), they dive into the first 8 games of the NBA playoffs! (9:30) There’s agenda-pushing, fair analysis, and rooting interests. 

Then, they get into Lala’s semen ceremony and James Kennedy’s confrontation with Sandoval on a juicy VPR episode (51:00). 

FINALLY, they unpack one of the craziest Survivor episodes ever (1:48:00). 

They even sneak in a discussion about Taylor Swift’s new album (1:53:00). 

TAP IN. 

RB SQUAD RISE UP! WE'RE LIVING GOOD!

VPR and Survivor are in full swing, and the NBA season is wrapping up, and we cover it all!

First, we get into VPR episode 11 and talk Schwartz/Katie/Tori and lament Jo and Schwartz's relationship (7:00)

Then, they dissect the complex betrayals, alliances, and schemes of the first post-merge episode of Survivor 46 (1:02:00).

Finally, they do some real NBA awards and then give out the first exclusive Reality Baller NBA awards (1:26:00).

WOO.

MERGE WEEK! ARIANA AND TOM IN THE SAME ROOM! Things are heating up in the reality T.V space, and who better to guide you through the chaos than those crazy Reality Ballers.

After talking a bit about baseball and Cowboy Carter (0:00) they get into the harrowing new episode of Vanderpump Rules (12:00).

Then, they sift through the chaos that is Merge Week on Survivor (1:20:00)

As usual, it gets insane. But that's kind of the thing at this point.

The Reality Ballers SQUAD promises that one day, they will make an episode that is less than 90 minutes long… but that is NOT. THIS. DAY!!!! Not when VPR is kicking into high gear, Survivor is approaching merge, and the NBA is popping off. Too much to discuss! 

First, they get into the lively newest episode of Vanderpump Rules season 11 (7:00).

Then, they discuss the first post-Bhanu episode of Survivor 46, and still manage to bring up Bhanu a lot (58:00).

Last, they each give their DEFINITIVE top 10 NBA players list as the season winds down (1:32:00).

The Reality Ballers go full sicko mode once again on an absolutely insane episode. Topics include Paul Schrader writing a movie for Tom Sandoval, Pixar’s “Luca”, and electrical roses created by Jeff Probst. And more John Oliver impressions.  

First, they unpack what might be the best episode of the new Vanderpump Rules season (3:00)

Then, they get into Survivor and do a proper send-off of all time terrible contestant Bhanu (1:21:50)

Tap in!

The RB collective go mega-Reality Ballers Mode on this one! Survivor! The NBA! The two of them MIXED TOGETHER! 

First, they cover all of episode 3 of Survivor 47 and continue excavating all that is Bhanu (6:00).

Then, they do an NBA Survivor tribe draft, where each of them drafts 6 of any NBA players, coaches, and executives to create the strongest tribe (48:40). 

It’s a GOOD ONE. Tap in.

The Reality Ballers go crazy mode in their most unhinged episode yet. This episode has everything: John Oliver impressions, Magnolia references, and a character called Penis Man, among other things.

First, they instant react to VPR season 11 episode 7 and talk about the Lala/Ariana feud, non-binary Katie, and how they're all annoyed by Jo. (3:00)

Then, they recap the ridiculous Traitors finale. (44:00)

Finally, they wrap things up by checking in on all of the tribes in Survivor season 2 and discuss all things Bhanu, Taylor Swift vs. Metallica, and the insane block challenge.

RB Hive! We’re bringing the reality AND the balls to this one! First, Hunter goes full Boston Media Mafia-mode in a Ryen Russillo-esque monologue that dispels the bad faith narratives surrounding the NBA’s best team, the Boston Celtics (4:00)

Then, the squad covers the eventful Tahoe trip that comprised the last couple episodes of VPR (32:30). 

They tease a discussion about the hot new reality show on the block, Couple to Throuple, but are gonna save that for next episode! Sorry!

SURVIVOR IS BACK! The RB crew does a thorough examination of the extremely entertaining first episode of season 46 (5:00). We cover Jelinsky not knowing the difference between several and seven, 500 pound geckos, and try to decipher what Charlie meant when he said he “rides the Taylor Swift bus to law school.” We’re so happy it’s back. 

Then, we hop back over to the penultimate episode of Traitors season 2 and express more frustrations with the traitors’ gameplay as the show reaches its endgame (1:08:00).

The Reality Ballers’ horizons expand while we talk about episode 9 of Traitors season 2 (3:00) and episode 4 of Vanderpump Rules season 11 (48:00). They discuss the possibility of a Traitors season cast entirely with method actors playing their famous roles, they do Yoda/Gollum impressions, and Hunter puts himself into uncomfortable corners multiple times. It’s our best episode yet! 

Then, we switch gears to Vanderpump Rules by discussing who of that cast would be the best on Traitors, before recapping the juicy episode three of season 11 (45:00).

No NBA today because there's just SO MUCH REALITY T.V to discuss!