Reality Blows

How would you sell a vacuum? Was Nick punked by a Mrs. Doubtfire-esque casting agent? Does Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club live up to the hype that is Lindsay Lohan?? This episode is full of questions and a few answers. Plus we discuss Instant Hotel and Tidying Up with Marie Kondo! Also, if you’re a level one improviser, please listen all the way to the end for some career changing advice. Enjoy and please rate us 5 stars on the Apple Podcast App!

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It’s 2019, Blowhards! And we’re coming in hot. After Nick and Ash update us on the past week, argue about a comment made on the Six Flags episode (last week’s ep.), and go over their New Years Resolution, it’s time to talk reality TV. They are thrilled to discuss a new show (to them) that is sure to become a favorite (for everyone). That show is... croc roll please... Instant Hotel on Netflix! Find out why this Aussie show has stolen their hearts on today’s pod! Plus a little light chit chat about the RHONJ. Please rate us 5 stars on the Apple Podcast App!

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Ashley and Nick went to Six Flags. They will never be the same. Here is their story.

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***Wondering what to get your favorite hosts of your #1 podcast? How about a 5 star review on the Apple Podcast App? We’d love to wake up Christmas morning (tomorrow, people!) with some new reviews from you fine folks.***

Happy Holidays, Blowhards! Nick and Ash went to North Carolina and got into some teenage hijinks. Ash brings up a sore spot from years ago, and Nick revisits his love of sweet tea. PLUS they discuss three, that’s right THREE reality shows on this episode. The Great Christmas Lights Fight, Skin Wars: Fresh Paint, and season two of Ex on the Beach are all getting critiqued, judged, and possibly praised by your hosts. Enjoy and have a wonderful holiday!!!

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CT TIES THE KNOT! Or does he?? We recapped the second and FINAL episode of the MTV special known lovingly as: The Challenge: CT's Getting Married. Part two has everything we look for in a the second half of a two part series: all plot lines pay off! And there are some actually, real, heartwarming moments! Oh, and we finally learn what happens when his son falls in the pool/fountain! PLUS we meet Ricky, and that's what it's really all about, folks. Enjoy and please rate us 5 stars on the Apple Podcast App!

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It’s Monday! Which means we have another exciting episode of Reality Blows for your ears. Ash and Nick catch each other up on riveting events in their lives; specifically: book club shenanigans and The Real Housewives of Dallas reunion. Then, after crushing the entire season in one week, they revisit their initial impressions of Marriage Bootcamp: Reality Stars season 11 and see if their episode one opinions held up through the entire season. Enjoy and please rate us five stars on the apple podcast app!

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WOW. CT's really getting married??? Well, Ash and Nick are here for it and in this podcast they discuss part 1 of this 2 part miniseries.

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Happy Holidays, Blowhards! Nick and Ash spent their Saturday living through a 12-hour Christmas Extravaganza. After a day of rest, they are ready to tell their tales of Santa Land, peppermint mochas, and bird shit. Also, they watched a new show! Did Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars pull them in? Are they new fans? Does everyone on this planet love Paul D? Listen and learn! And don’t forget to rate us 5 stars on the Apple Podcast App!

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We did it, ya'll! We recapped the entire season of FINAL RECKONING!! In this podcast, we talk all about the season 32 reunion (PART 2). It's emotionally draining at points (the reunion, not the podcast) and hilariously funny at points (thank you, Britini). It's been a WILD ride.

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Ashley and Nick welcome dear friend and shining star Emma Jane Gonzalez on the podcast to talk about the one and only Vanderpump Rules. Emma just started watching a few weeks ago and is halfway done with the series. Ashley watched the first episode of season one hours before they recorded the pod, and Nick is a day one diehard. They talk about everything from bad eye makeup to the watchability of desperation. Enjoy and don’t forget to rate us 5 stars on the Apple Podcast App!

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