Reality Check, Please

It's post-Thanksgiving and we're all about beauty hacks, from our Nostalgia Check on Lip Smackers to the current trend Jenn's jumped on in Ad Nauseam (hint: it's salmon sperm).

In this week's Self Checkout, we discuss accidentally saying to somebody "Love you!" and calling your teacher "Mom"?!

Plus our Reality Check-In covers Rachel Zoe's Bravo return to RHOBH, the Boston Spill the Tea ep of RHOSLC, and Gizelle reentering her villain era on RHOP. AND Matt & Jenn are choosing their early picks on who they think will take the Rupaul's Drag Race Season 18 Crown based off of first looks!

And finally, Matt's quizzing Jenn on Oxford's Word of the Year while Jenn puts Matt's Housewives knowledge to the test with a tagline special version of The Real Deal or No Deal.

10:16 Jenn's Self Checkout Confession!

14:32 Ad Nauseam (Salmon Sperm)

18:51 Nostalgia Check (Lip Smackers)

23:15 Reality Check-In (Drag Race 18 Early Picks, RHOBH S15 Premiere, RHOSLC, & RHOP)

57:29 Jenn's Culture, Popped! A Quiz (Oxford's Word of the Year is WHAT?!?)

1:00:56 The Real Deal or No Deal (Housewives Taglines Edition)

It's Thanksgiving and we are so grateful for all of our "Sharons"!

We dig into all the great Turkey Day meal debates: Stove Top or homemade stuffing? Canned cranberry or fresh? Does anybody actually enjoy turkey?

Our Nostalgia Check has us sucking on Ring Pops, but is a wearable treat worth it?

And we finally dig into the Real Housewives of Orange County Reunions.

1:08 Nostalgia Check (Ring Pops)

4:51 Self Checkout (Thanksgiving Debate)

13:00 Ad Nauseam (Automated Measuring Tape Part 1)

17:05 Reality Check-In (RHOP & RHOC Recaps)

53:27 Jenn's Culture, Popped! A Quiz

56:25 The Real Deal or No Deal

Matt went to BravoCon and got to meet his hero, Stacey Rusch. Back at home, Jenn realized she is anti-ice cream cone.

Our latest Nostalgia Check has us unpacking Lunchables!

And both of our Real Housewives recaps go off the rails, with RHOP turning into a talk about self-help parrots and RHOSLC becoming a conversation about p*rn on an airplane!

2:32 Matt's BravoCon Experience

8:33 Jenn's Self-Checkout (Ice Cream Cones)

14:51 Nostalgia Check (Lunchables)

20:37 Ad Nauseam (Jenn's Algorithm Change!)

24:11 Reality Check-In (RHOP & RHOSLC Recaps)

59:07 Jenn's Culture, Popped! A Quiz

1:02:10 The Real Deal or No Deal

Jenn’s recent trip to the mall revealed some SHOCKING clothing that we def didn’t have in the 80s & 90s.

Our Nostalgia Check takes it to paper and pen for a Housewives themed M.A.S.H.

Plus Matt and Jenn have very different takes on the RHOSLC airplane fallout.

1:16 Self-Checkouts (Matt's Hellos w/ Strangers; Jenn's Spencer's Shocker)

11:53 Housewife Hustle (Vanderpump Rosé)

17:12 Nostalgia Check (M.A.S.H.)

22:55 Reality Check-In (RHOP & RHOSLC recaps)

56:07 Jenn's Culture, Popped A Quiz!

1:02:31 The Real Deal or No Deal

We're back and Matt's doing what with his peanut butter knife? Jenn's taking us back to the 90s with a classic Teen Magazine quiz. Plus, Matt's continuous love for Potomac's Stacey takes a nostalgic turn, while Jenn's love for Salt Lake's Bronwyn makes her almost pass gas like Todd.

2:11 - Self-Checkouts (Matt’s PB&J saliva; Jenn’s friend rift)

11:01 - Ad Nauseam (Sexual Neck Massager) 

14:12 - Reality Check-In (Pump Rules & RHOBH Trailers, RHOP & RHOSLC Recaps)

48:14 - Nostalgia Check (Teen Magazine Quiz from the 1990s)

52:35 - Culture, Popped! A Quiz

57:46 - The Real Deal or No Deal

We asked for your help in coming up with a jingle and… nobody cared! So Jenn took it to AI and you’ll have to listen for yourself to see what that little robot came up with. 

In our Self-Checkouts, Matt talks online haters, while Jenn has discovered she has a very, very small window each day to be productive. 

We’re trying Bethenny Frankel’s SkinnyGirl products for the first time and the results are shocking! 

Our Reality Check-In gets a bit serious as we discuss Gretchen’s ALLEGED Instagram likes. 

And Matt may have uncovered Jenn’s secret kink during The Real Deal or No Deal! 

3:32 Jenn’s AI jingle

5:50 - Self-Checkouts (Matt’s online haters; Jenn’s window of productivity) 

14:51 - Housewife Hustle: SkinnyGirl Spicy Margarita & Lime Popcorn

20:12 - Reality Check-In (RHOP, RHOSLC, RHOC) 

57:06 - Jenn’s Culture, Popped: Halloween Edition 

59:08 - The Real Deal or No Deal 

This week, Matt's Reality Self-Checkout wonders if he's ungrateful for the way his husband does the laundry while Jenn's feeling like she's dealing with a case of face blindness.

Our Nostalgia Check has us sipping on some Yoo-Hoo and we are super surprised by the flavor profile.

Jenn's Ad Nauseam gets a little hairy when she shares her new LED cap.

Plus, Housewives of Salt Lake City & Potomac recaps, Jenn's Culture, Popped! quiz brings back a familiar (wrong) answer, and The Real Deal or No Deal will have you laughing until you cry.

2:33 Self-Checkout

10:54 Ad Nauseam (LED Hair Growth Cap)

16:12 Nostalgia Check (You-Hoo)

21:33 Reality Check-In (RHOSLC & RHOP)

1:00:50 Jenn's Culture, Popped!

1:04:05 The Real Deal or No Deal

Matt and Jenn are back after a week raising their Tamagotchis and... let's just say we're not well, b****!

During our Reality Check-In, Jenn gets jealous that Tamra Judge can eat margherita pizza and still have a killer a** and Matt shocks the world with his take on Salt Lake City's Britani. Plus our RHOP and RHOM takes.

Plus, Jenn is introducing her new segment, Housewife Hustles, as we try Melissa Gorga's Sprinkle Cookies for the first time.

And after Matt gives Jenn her Culture, Popped! Quiz (RIP D'Angelo), Jenn's turning the table with her own test, The Real Deal or No Deal?

6:00 Nostalgia Check (Tamagotchis)

11:31 Housewife Hustles (Melissa Gorga’s Sprinkle Cookies)

16:38 Reality Check-In (Housewives Recaps)

59:27 Jenn’s Culture, Popped

1:01:35 The Real Deal or No Deal?

Matt and Jenn are back with a Nostalgia Check breakfast-pastry-off as we put Pop-Tarts in a taste test against the Toaster Strudel.

And during Reality Check-In, we rant about Katie's RHOC ice-out, the takedown of Stacey on RHOP, and Adriana's outing on RHOM.

Plus Jenn's latest Ad Nauseam is a real ray of sunshine.

It's the premiere episode of Reality Check, Please! Matt and Jenn waste no time digging into who they are and why you should (or should not) care to listen to them.

In Nostalgia Check (or Reality Rewind, we can't decide) we revisit Bagel Bites to decide if they live up to their nostalgic memories. During Ad Nauseam, Jenn reveals what weird product she's ordered this week from a Facebook ad. And Matt puts Jenn's lack of current pop culture knowledge to the test in Jenn's Culture Popped, resulting in a surprising revelation from her husband.

Plus, our weekly Reality Check-In where we break down the major Housewives moments you're talking about and our early pick to win Survivor 49.