Thomas and Paula don’t see eye to eye…and neither do the In-Laws! 

Kappie is spicy today

and sister-in-law Melissa eggs him on

as they break down:

–Marissa’s mom sips wine and dishes out the sabotage 

-Rașit learns to pole dance and Brandy is proud

-Mommybelle and Shea get hitched

–Josh endures (or enjoys?) more humiliation

-Ashia listens to reason (Just kidding!)

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With Appreciation
--Bayes, Nora, performer. “Cow Bells.” Music by Al Piantadosi, lyrics by --Sidney D. Mitchell, Columbia, 1922.
Jones, Isham, composer. “It Had to Be You.” Lyrics by Gus Kahn, Brunswick, 1924.

Wipe your face on someone's face because this episode is FUBAR!

From deodorant auditors to hashing out Marissa’s behavior, the in-laws get revved up over this particularly outrageous episode.

And oh yeah, we're now on Facebook!

Join the fam as the in-laws break down: 

• Is Debby’s son a Tom Cruise look-alike actor or a flat handkerchief? 
• Kappie predicts Paula and Thomas will not get married.
• Kappie revisits his position on Marissa and Edward.
• Mallorie and Rașit strike a deal - but is it an equal compromise? 
• Josh’s family comes to town to prep for a classroom wedding.
• Shea and Annabelle are the episode’s sweethearts…and Madison steals our hearts!

We learn new words today!

--Kappie army-splains "FUBAR"

--Melissa doubles down that "deodorant auditor" is not a real job...but is it?

--And what is "psychosis"...really?

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Jones, Isham, composer. “It Had to Be You.” Lyrics by Gus Kahn, Brunswick, 1924.

The In-Laws Break Down:

• Is it us, or are Ashia and Maxwell the most stable couple? 
• When you invite eight in-laws to live in your tiny apartment, what could go wrong? 
• Catie craves the chase, and somehow Josh is blindsided!
• Mido tells Debby he loves her.
• Marissa is a great barre instructor, but she turns out to be a terrible date. 

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Jones, Isham, composer. “It Had to Be You.” Lyrics by Gus Kahn, Brunswick, 1924.

The In-Laws Break Down:

• According to Maxwell, 4 out of 10 of his compatriots are scammers, but don’t worry about Maxwell being one of them, because Ashia is smart. 
• Annabelle lures Shea into the shower and Shea tries to broker a peace deal
• Thomas and Paula are back in LA arguing about perfume and eating cake 
• Rașit gives Mallorie an ultimatum.
• Marissa wonders who she is, and together she and Edward create an ultimatum list. 
• Catie buries her ho era and opens her open-marriage era.

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Jones, Isham, composer. “It Had to Be You.” Lyrics by Gus Kahn, Brunswick, 1924.

Catie will gather the Easter eggs,
Josh will organize the therapy,
Mido will deliver the schadenfreude,
Paula will make the peace,
Marissa will say YES to the dress and MAYBE to the man,
And the in-laws will break it all down!

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With Appreciation: Credits and Honorable Mentions
--Bayes, Nora, performer. “Cow Bells.” Music by Al Piantadosi, lyrics by --Sidney D. Mitchell, Columbia, 1922.
Jones, Isham, composer. “It Had to Be You.” Lyrics by Gus Kahn, Brunswick, 1924.

Today the in-laws break down: Brandon is a hopeless romantic, Edward doesn't jump in the pool, Catie's Mom doesn't hold back, Ashia and Maxwell's mom bond over their shared love language, Shea takes Anabelle to disco church, and Mido has his "I'm the problem, it's me" moment!

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• Bayes, Nora, performer. “Cow Bells.” Music by Al Piantadosi, lyrics by Sidney D. Mitchell, Columbia, 1922.
• Jones, Isham, composer. “It Had to Be You.” Lyrics by Gus Kahn, Brunswick, 1924.

From Trash Pandas to Beer Funnels, this episode takes us out of our comfort zone and into the great outdoors! Join the fam as the in-laws break it down and ponder: Who is the better relationship saboteur disguised as a confidant: Shea’s daughter or Marissa’s mom? And why isn’t it Catie’s friend, Ryan? Put down that suitcase full of tiny pigs, pull up a camping chair, and pour a bat of beer!

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With Appreciation: Credits and Honorable Mentions

• Bayes, Nora, performer. “Cow Bells.” Music by Al Piantadosi, lyrics by Sidney D. Mitchell, Columbia, 1922.
• Jones, Isham, composer. “It Had to Be You.” Lyrics by Gus Kahn, Brunswick, 1924.

Also discussed in this episode: 

• Getting Unstuck by Pema Chodron: Breaking Your Habitual Patterns and Encountering Naked Reality https://pemachodronfoundation.org/product/getting-unstuck-audio-download/
• Maya Angelou https://www.mayaangelou.com/

Who will receive the inlaws first “Friends and Family Award” for best supporting friend/family member in this episode? Leave us a comment with your response or take our Spotify poll!

Who wins the Reality In-Laws friends and family award for this episode? 

• Dorothy from Kleinfeld’s (Our favorite Brooklynite [outside of our family!])
• Rini (Thomas’s made-for-reality-TV stepmom) 
• Blond Jäger bomb buddy at Shae’s party 
• Captain James of the Queen Mary (is he a better salesman or actor?)
• Allison… Allison… Allison… (She’s definitely Shea’s daughter!)
• Or write in your own response! 

Join the family as they break down life’s big issues, such as: 

• Mallorie and Rașit: You say, “bidet.” I say, “F-You!”
• Ashia and Maxwell: When God says there’s a southern woman for you, who are you to doubt it? 
• Thomas and Paula: Do tiny toilets manifest RV tank toilets?
• Marissa and Edward: Does Jersey really smell that bad? 
• Catie and Josh: Does Catie have her “It’s me, I’m the problem, it’s me” moment?
• Shea and Annabelle: What happens when your fiance sees what happens at the lake? 

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Kappie joins us from his honeymoon (in Melissa’s house!) where he tries a bidet (inspired by Mallorie and Rașit,)! 

Join the family as the In-Laws break down:

• Paula manifests a new table…in her neighbors’ apartment! 
• Edward builds a fence…out of living room molding!
• Mallorie and Rașit use a bidet…without leaving the store! 
• Annabelle goes to the supermarket and finds some peppers… and also an unlikely ally in Allison! 
• Josh attempts to put his foot down…and Catie responds by attempting to make out with Ryan!
• Ashia and Maxwell engage in retail therapy… while Maxwell's father mansplains menopause to Ashia's mom!

Dearest Family, we are sorry about the audio fluctuations in these last couple of episodes– we will be back to our normal audio once Kappie returns from his honeymoon next week! Enjoy the episode and thank you very much for listening! 

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The In-Laws break down the human condition through the chaotic relationships in 90 Day Fiancé, Season 12, episode 7.

Also, Kappie finally marries Melissa’s sister! 

The in-laws also discuss Love Island french fry dipping; Paula buys a rock; Catie self-sabotages; Shea tries to get up off the floor; Mido is still in New Orleans; Marissa’s mom is not a believer, and speaking of believers: Ashia believes Maxwell doesn’t know what he wants and Maxwell’s mom believes her son could do better! Oh, and Rașit still believes “F— Brandy!”

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