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We’ve gone to a doggy brothel this week which was not on our 2025 bingo card. Adriana continues to deliver, as does Kiki. A good watch but a bit of a filler episode if we’re being honest.

Part two of the three part reunion has dropped. We never need to hear the words Danny Darkside, Danny Darko or Danny Darkness ever again. Enough already.

Things are far from hot down in Orange County, this season has failed to launch and to be honest it’s pretty boring. What’s wrong with the formula? Too much Tamra, too much of this Katie drama. Like who cares?

Oh how we love the Miami ladies - queens of the quick and punchy storyline’s. Their spark is so entertaining to watch. And a quick little side note - bring back Dr Nicole and let Julia leave the building please. From The Fans x

We’ve reached the reunion, and part one is focused mainly on the Jax and Brittany situation. That man is just plain awful, please don’t ever platform him again Bravo, this is enough.

The nasty Tamra train continues. We all agree that a show needs a villain but this is next level. Gretchen returning at least means there’s a fair fight, but then again do we really want MAGA vibes on our screen? It’s just not hitting right this season.

The drama is through the roof on Below Deck with some mob wives/ Jersey Shore guests pushing the captain too far with their drunken antics. Also can someone please explain why the show has turned into Love Island?! So much sexiness and kissing!

We’ve been given a little teaser for the newest housewives hitting the streets of London. Loving the insight prior to the launch - and especially love seeing a true blue Aussie in the mix with Juliet ‘Juicy’ Mayhew 👏🏻

Things are getting slippery down at the Jersey Shore. Thank you to Riley for the comedy gold that was the water park.

The editors need to calm down with the Brooks edit - if he’s not contributing then adding a voiceover of his thoughts does not count. Once was cute, but it needs to stop.

Overall still a fantastic show that we love.

Jax has left the building hallelujah!

Matching ring tattoos (insert eye roll), not enough Zack, and definitely not enough of Kristin - such a queen. Oh and of course Nia is a literal queen and we love her.