Reality Notes

G’Day! Today we are talking about the 1 percenters aka everyone that attended the Bezos wedding in Venice. We discuss all the tea that went down including Kim Kardashian and Orlando Bloom’s flirty interaction…

Then we discuss Anna Wintour stepping down as Vogue editor in chief after 37 years! It’s time for Stanley Tucci to replace her let’s be honest. 

Next, have Justin and Hailey split or is the press just trolling us? Either way, Hailey was spotted without her ring this week which has us a little confused.

Finally, we HAD to discuss the controversial album cover Sabrina Carpenter released for her upcoming new album. Why is everyone up in arms? Enjoy lovers. x

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Bezos Wedding: 00-17:45

Anna Wintour: 17:45-32:18

Justin and Hailey: 32:18-38:17

Sabrina Carpenter: 38:17-50:22

Poop Cruise: 50:22-end

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Hello lovers. Yes we have officially entered the And Just Like That chat… this season is getting such bad feedback that we couldn’t NOT comment on it. We also couldn’t not comment on Alex Cooper’s new documentary that recently dropped, titled Call Her Alex. This girl is a true BUSINESS WOMAN. 

Aaaand it’s not a reality notes episode without some Bravo talk, so naturally we had to discuss our new love for the Next Gen NYC show featuring some famous housewives’ nepo babies. Thanks to this show, Leah admits on the record that she doesn’t wash her hands after going to the toilet. Enough said. Enjoy! x

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Oh hi! This week we are joined by Vanderpump Robs to recap the latest episode of The Valley - When One Door Forecloses. We discuss how we feel about this season of The Valley in general, the Jax and Brittany of it all, separating shoes, 10am shots, copious amounts of fries, why camera’s are inside houses in the first place, Danny’s drinking, Janet’s… well everything. Be sure to check out VPR Robs’ podcast here or here, and follow him on TikTok and Instagram. Enjoy!

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FAREWELL PAIGE!!!! Whilst we didn’t get a big announcement on part two of the Summer House reunion, we certainly got a big announcement soon after! Join us as we discuss Paige DeSorbo’s decision to leave Summer House after seven incredible seasons. We then recap everything that went down in the final part of the season nine reunion. Enjoy! x

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Justice for Imrul! This week we recap part one of the Summer House reunion where we discuss the Lexi and Jesse of it all (sigh), Paige and Craig (another sigh) and Ciara and West (still sighing). We hope this episode doesn’t disappoint you as much as part one disappointed us. Okay we admit the set being a giant bed was pretty impressive though. 

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Hello friends. This week we head to Utah to discuss the entire second season of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. We honestly need a week to recover from binging this show in such a short period of time. We cover it all - Taylor and Demi, Demi and Jen, Taylor and Dakota, Mikayla and Whitney, The Vanderpump Villa crossover and most importantly, we ask ourselves the question; will MomTok survive this? 

Then we head to New York to recap the Summer House finale. This is the last time we will ever talk about Jesse and Lexi, thank god. We get into production picking up cameras to film the aftermath of Paige and Craig’s breakup and we also discuss the future of Summer House. A Summer in the City spin off perhaps? Yes please. Enjoy, we love yas. x

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Kris Jenner’s new face: 00-08:15

Secret Lives of Mormon Wives: 08:15-45:44

Summer House finale: 45:44-end

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Hi hi hi! Why are we talking about Blake Lively on the podcast again? A question we ask ourselves regularly really. Join us as we debrief what is allegedly going down between her and Taylor Swift. Did Blake really try to blackmail Taylor into releasing a public statement? Shit is getting messy! 

Then it’s time for Kim Kardashian’s latest courtroom cosplay. Her new show All’s Fair just dropped a trailer, and we’ve got thoughts. We also unpack Kim and Kris’ très chic trip to Paris this week, where they basically made the city their runway (totally forgot they were there for Kim’s trial). 

We then get into Lena Dunham’s new Netflix series Too Much which drops in July. We’re already obsessed. 

And finally, Secret Lives of Mormon Wives Season 2 is back, and honestly we forgot how buckwild these gals are. It’s bringing the drama, the secrets, and more on the infamous swinging scandal. Enjoy! x

Links we discuss: 

Josh Thomas’ awful haircut

Vanity Fair article with Lena Dunham

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Intro/hair dramas: 00-7:15

RHONY not cancelled: 7:15-10:31

Blake and Taylor: 10:31-22:23

Kim Kardashian: 22:23-31:08

Lena Dunham: 31:08-35:01

SLOMW: 35:01-end 

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hello our fashion forward freaks. Join us as we critique and applaud the biggest night in fashion aka Anna Wintour’s baby aka the Met Gala. We get into our favourite looks and also discuss all of the drama that went down… *cough* Doechii. 

We then get stuck into the latest Summer House goss by chatting all things Lexi and Jesse, because Lexi has (rightly so) been spilling the tea on who the real Jesse Solomon is! 

We then finish off with some new Bravo announcements from daddy Andy Cohen. Let’s just say we are a tad excited by what’s to come! Oh and a little sad because RIP RHONY. Enjoy! 

No timestamps this week but the order of what we discuss is in the title. No skips required. x

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Hello hello! It’s a juicy one this week and we have many thoughts, feelings and opinions to share with you guys. Firstly, the Jojo Siwa and Kath Ebbs breakup that has played out in real time in front of the entire world. We unpack the timeline, the TikToks, the interviews and why everyone seems emotionally invested in a relationship that was shorter than a PR campaign.

We then discuss Blake Lively, who is doing the most right now. From delivering a Time100 speech to sitting down with Seth Meyers in her first interview since the Justin Baldoni drama… we’re split on how we feel because is it a PR strategy or something more genuine?

Next, Travis Kelce has unfollowed Ryan Reynolds. Was it petty? Was it strategic? Was it Taylor Swift whispering into his ear? We discuss the theories and the bromance tension.

Finally, we recap The Valley episodes two and three. This shit is dark. We discuss the Brittany and Jax of it all and the Michelle and Jesse of it all. Oh and Janet’s Dave and Busters birthday party. Sigh. Enjoy! x

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Intro: 00-06:42

Jojo Siwa and Kath Ebbs: 06:42-26:17

Blake Lively Time100 and Seth Meyers: 26:17-40:11

Travis Kelce unfollows Ryan Reynolds: 40:11-47:19

The Valley EP2 and EP3 recap: 47:19-end

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Strap in for a rogue episode about everything and nothing (what we do best really). We kick off by yapping about what we have been watching lately, before getting into the latest Oscars controversy. You’re telling us that members have been able to vote for films they haven’t even seen? For the last 97 years!!!?

We then discuss Paige DeSorbo’s Watch What Happens Live appearance where she is super candid about how the breakup with Craig has affected her and her current success with Giggly Squad. At this rate, we are basically on their PR team because we are a tad obsessed with the Gigglers. 

Next we get into Tom Schwartz’s new podcast where he interviews Katie Maloney whilst micro dosing mushrooms. Their friendship has us feeling all the warm and fuzzies.

Finally, we wrap up by yapping about manifesting and some film recommendations that may or may not include Woody Allen and Olivia Coleman. Enjoy lovers. x

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Intro/yapping about One Day, Sex and the City, Robby Hoffman: 00-14:15

Oscars voting drama: 14:19-20:12

The viral twins: 20:15-25:30

Paige DeSorbo: 25:35-32:45

Schwartz’s new pod: 32:49-35:50

Manifestation: 36:53-39:35

Film reco’s: 39:50-end

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