Reality Propaganda

If it's Friday night....

Out On The Town

Stop The World

Stay Safe

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The Usual Suspects.... Elon, Andrew and Tommy (+Vardy)

End of the Olympics

Change Control

Anti Social Network

Surveillance Island

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The Great British Summer full of social events. but I don't want to go the Glastonbury. When the world stops due to artificial intelligence of a human kind. The re-emergence of pre historic man. Up The Engerland.

The Best Summer Ever!

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A Valentine's Day Special... a must for bee-keepers and epileptics.

Whatever gets your gravy dribbling.

I love Tottenham more than you. Usual mix of ramblings, music and poetry. First love and true love and why I don't want to fall in love with you. Plus the ultimate boxing match between Everard Elvis and New Man Norman.

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*SPOILER ALERT*

Christmas Special

The Season Of Goodwill

Cold Comfort

When Did You Stop Believing

Pete The Meat (with Major Mishap Marching Band)

To be thankful for good health

Or wealth

Or good luck

Never give things a second thought

Take it all for granted

And look enviously at others

See what they’ve got

Not content with my lot

Want more than I have

Always craving more

Always wanting more

Ungratefully grateful

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It Ain't What You Do

If I was on Mastermind. Being shy and my insecurities.

Solipsism; the theory that the self is the only thing that can be known and verified... me being a selfish prick.

Exhibition

You want war – I’ll give you war

You want dreams – I’ll give you dreams

You want hope – I’ll give you hope

You want blood – I’ll give you blood

You want love – I’ll give you love.

You want clean air, mountains, blue skies

Fresh water running gently down the sides

Peaceful meadows, animal roaming quietly

Clear seas of blue and green

Nature at peace and harmony.

You want the night, so black and cold

Harder than steel, longer than your dreams

A darkness of infinity

Where lovers entwine forever; violins and wine

A sleep to last till the dawn, that may never arrive.

You want the hate that pulses deep inside

That boils and burns, paining to escape

Anger that leads to bigotry, prejudice and ignorance

Turning man against man, inside and out

That causes wars that can never be explained.

You want the touch of my hand upon your face

To soothe your tortured skin

Smooth away the torment and pressure

To hold you in my arms again

And shelter and protect against the evils that we make.

You want war and I’ll give you war

You want dreams and I’ll give you dreams

You want hope and I’ll give you hope

You want blood and I’ll give you blood

You want love and I’ll give you love.

You want drugs to escape this madness

Something to enjoy, to shut out the world

So personal, so real; a feeling

To forget the pain, misery and disease

This madman’s cure that we’ve created.

You want murder to justify revenge

The slaughter of babes because of a sign

Death of unbelievers, non-believers of a faith in your eyes

Harness destruction in the name of life

Embrace atrocity because of a name.

You want war and I’ll give you my war

You want dreams and I’ll give you my dreams

You want hope and I’ll give you my hope

You want blood and I’ll give you my blood

You want love and I’ll give you my love

You decide

You decide.

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Me being a party-pooper and the spoilsport personality of the year.

Gary Lineker. The best World Cup ever... USA 94. Death Row Dogs. Freedom to speak up and speak out. Adidas versus Puma. Jesse Owens. Saka letting the country down. Former Yugoslavia. Ice skating, and how we are all skating on thin ice.

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A week off work spent doing absolutely nothing and loving it. Being Human.

An apology to Ethan. Napoleon (again!). The return of David Cameroon. Storms in the UK.

Fata Morgana

same again?

 go on mate

 go on pal

have another drink

have another sip

come on Sup up

same again

now where were we?

 where we were before

putting the world to rights

 rocking all over the world

 chit and chat

 chew the fat

drink up you're going nowhere fast

you’ve got nothing better to do

 nothing to go home for

 nothing to get up for

 nothing changes

the song remains the same

 same tunes same riffs

the status quo

 whatever you want whatever you want

 repeat

 more tea vicar

sorry just my tea repeating itself

control C control V

 cut and paste

 leaving a bad taste in the mouth

 like watching a rerun of Mrs. Brown's boys on Christmas Day

 or an echo in an empty room

but only you can hear deceptively

perceptively

 or a ******* parrot or a ******* parrot

 Or a rabbit crunching on carrots

Or a dog chasing its tail going round and round round in circles

 or goldfish swimming around around around

wondering every 4th second

 pondering on life on what is real and what is allusion

 just like  an apparition

a delusion

Fata Morgana

 have a banana

castles in the sky

the reasons why the Flying Dutchman

 was destined to never reach drylands

failed to dock in port

a New Year's resolution of good intention

to change make a difference

forgetting repeating

keep saying the same old thing

keep doing the same old things

 day after day month after month year after year

echo

repeat

go on mate

 go on pal

same again?

 same again

 sick of saying the same old same old.

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