Rit goes rogue and weighs in on Shep's horrible Instagram video, and Tori's awkward bid to become a new Real Housewife of Beverly Hills.

Back down memory lane we go as Rit recaps episode 2 of RHONY season 3. Ramona is hosting a Labor Day lunch, but Jill and Luann declare war and decide to skip it. Meanwhile, Alex finds herself caught in the middle and revels in the attention, and Kelly is going to be on the cover of Playboy! ...or is she?

Holy bombshell Batman. Madison dropped a straight up nuclear bomb this week, and the fallout is entertaining to say the least. Rit breaks it all down!

Rit answers some burning listener questions, and tackles the final. episode. of RHOBH. Has this day finally arrived?!

Rit loves anything vintage. So he decided to take it way back and recap the season 3 episode 1 premiere of RHONY: It's the dawn of Jill vs. Bethenny, Sonja's arrival on the Housewives scene, and Ramona's alien runway walk. What. A. Blessing.

Candiace warned us tonight's episode would be explosive! But was it, or are we just slowly working towards what will be a reunion for the ages? Rit breaks it all down!

Rit is doing another edition of Southern Charm Saturdays, because this show is just better on a coffee high. And speaking of high... well, you know where this is going.

Much like many a housewife before him, Rit soldiers through a painful dental procedure to bring you RHONY Reunion Pt. 3's recap. So be grateful, like Luann should've been to Bethenny. And Barbara. And Dorinda.

Rit enjoys Camille's effective if sometimes strained performance as "WOMAN DESPERATELY SEEKING DIAMOND" in part 2 of RHOBH's reunion. But is it powerful (and coherent) enough to earn her a coveted spot in next season's cast? Are we basically just watching American Idol at this point?

Rit plays clips from Ashley and Michael's Fox5 interview playing in next week's episode, and then recaps a low-key RHOP.