If you're not watching Love After Lock-up and Seeking Sister Wife...why do you get up in the morning? Thanks for listening!

The Bachelor is back and the viewing parties ruined the entire experience. This week we cover very little Bachelor and a whole lot of everything else.

It’s 2019 and we’re off to the races as we dive into diets, Teresa’s fitness journey and Lindsay Lohan’s new stunt, oops, show.

Beth is finally NOT sick and Molly is 100% very SICK. This week we talk about the greatest Amazon Prime documentary there ever was. A Courtship.

WE'RE BACK. WE'RE SORRY. We've been traveling which sounds more glamorous than it actually was. We have lots to catch up on including Bravo's decision to become an alternative HGTV. Thanks for listening and thanks for your patience.

This week we're joined by a very special and important guest. So important you'll have to listen to find out who it is! Thanks for listening.

This is our last episode before a 2 week hiatus and to make it special we are all kinds of awkward. Listen as Molly tries to be funny but Beth gets her feelings hurt, Beth explains a hilarious bit over and over and over and over, and Jamie Gaul makes an unexpected phone appearance that you may or may not be able to decipher. At least we remembered to talk about Unexpected this week. Thanks for listening and we're sorry.

This week's episode is extra special as we're joined by the infamous Pat Babbit. Everyone loves Pat! Pat joins us to talk about his love of skateboarding and his love of all things Beth & Molly. It's great! Enjoy. Please pardon the first 7 minutes of bad audio. It fixes itself. If it bothers you that much, fast forward.

This week we cover the recent debauchery we inflicted on our bodies and how we’re too old for this shit. We jump ahead a bit so if you haven’t seen the most recent 90 Day and Unexpected, and you hate spoilers, don’t listen. Oh yeah, and we also have a Main Event for the first time in longer than we care to admit. Thanks for listening!

Molly's back and Beth can finally breathe again. We talk sex shows, Beth's boring life and the million-bazillion versions of 90 Day Fiance that TLC is airing right now. Thanks for listening!