Rebecca Mayes Podcast

Rebecca Mayes Podcast

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Rebecca Mayes Podcast episodes

  • 1.8 The Infuriating and Alluring Case of Mr Kyle Hyde - Hotel Dusk DS
    The Infuriating and Alluring Case of Mr Kyle Hyde
    If I wanted to read a book I'd read a book with slightly better dialogue and plot.
    If I wanted to watch a film noir I'd watch a film noir with slightly better cinematography
    If I wanted to play a game I'd play a game if you get my meaning.
    Having said that I love you Kyle Hyde and your come kiss me eyes
    I love you Kyle Hyde and the secrets you hide behind your eyes
    Won't you come on down to room 215 where wishes come true
    Everyone thinks you're a cynical bastard but I know better
    You just need a little tenderness and a soft-knit sweater
    Oh I'd wrap you up, I'd wrap you up safe from you memories
    No more nightmares darling not with me so take yourself a little less seriously
    I love you Kyle Hyde and your come kiss me eyes
    I love you Kyle Hyde and the secrets you hide behind your eyes
    Won't you come on down to room 215 where wishes come true
    Whatever you do keep your mouth shut for five minutes can't you Kyle?
    If you give me another game over and I have to listen to your jabber one more time I might just have to shoot you like you shot your partner, how could you?
    Kyle Hyde, Kyle Hyde just died.
    Kyle Hyde, Kyle Hyde just died.
    I'll get over it.
    5 min
  • 1.7 This Poem - Flower PlayStation 3
    This Poem
    Oh I know now what it's like to dream as a flower would
    Oh I know now what it's like to write a symphony with my fingertips
    Who said, who said I couldn't touch the depths of emotion with this, through this?
    It's seamless movement, breathtaking, filmic, it's your own interpretation
    So take your time, can you bear the weight of this poem?
    Won't you take your time, can you stay long enough to breathe it?
    Don't you know it makes its way into your veins
    Oh I know now how a valley comes to life, how a city dies
    Oh I know now how fragile it feels on the wind
    Who said, who said I couldn't touch the depths of emotion with this, through this?
    It pushes the boundaries, communicates in mysteries, it's your own experience
    So take your time, can you bear the weight of this poem?
    Won't you take your time, can you stay long enough to breathe it?
    Don't you know it makes its way unlike any other game into your veins
    5 min
  • 3.1 Rebecca Mayes Live - This Poem / Flower
    Don't Shoot Them Lyrics
    You don't scare me Resident Evil 5 even though I'm a girl with light blue eyes, in the dark playing till morning light, watching blood oozing from zombie eyes
    You don't impress me Resident Evil 5 even though your graphics are bona fide And Chris' arms and Sheva's boobs blow my mind This is nothing more than shooting zombie hide
    It's not their fault don't shoot them, try to hug them and hold them instead It's not their fault, if you love them they will be your zombie pets
    You don't win me over Resident Evil 5 even though playing co-op can be nice And the AI can hold her own in a fight, I'm still shooting zombies like it's alright
    It's not their fault don't shoot them, try to hug them and hold them instead It's not their fault, you should love them even though you might end up dead
    They just need to be loved, they just need a lover's touch, they just need to be loved
    3 min
  • 1.5 I'm a Wolf - Okami Wii
    Lyrics for I'm a Wolf
    I'm a wolf and everyone loves me coz I saved the world from a terrible beast
    If you'll listen I'll tell you my story tho it's actually quite boring and goes on and on
    And on and on and bears no relevance to my game
    I'm a wolf and my best friend's a little bug who frankly rubs me up the wrong way
    It's so embarrassing I wish he'd stop speaking and let me get on with running around
    Coz I run around, I just run around this empty island and it's not much fun
    I can't draw with your little brush I don't know what it's for
    I can't draw with your little brush all I have are my animal paws
    I'm a wolf and I don't like humans sometimes I consume them especially the small ones
    I'm not sure why I'm on this mission I'm not totally committed to getting to the end of my game and it's mainly because
    I can't draw with your little brush I don't know what it's for
    I can't draw with your little brush all I have are my animal paws
    4 min
  • 1.4 Here At Last - Madworld Wii
    Madworld Lyrics
    Here at last a hardcore game on the wii that's nasty, stylized violence that we call comedy, like itchy and scratchy, like tom and jerry.
    I just stabbed a guy through the eye with a road sign, pulled out his heart with my bare hands, do i feel alright?
    No I feel dirty, there's really something quite unnerving about all the latent perving in the disturbing commentary.
    You're trying way too hard, like a disillusioned nerd, who thinks chainsaws and swear words will make you the coolest kid in school
    It's far too short and the weapons are far too few and I have to redo the whole level so i give you a headbutt with the nunchuk
    I feel giddy, visually it gets really busy and my heart feels dizzy in this sadistic comic book
    You're trying way too hard, like a disillusioned nerd, who thinks chainsaws and swear words will make you the coolest kid in school
    2 min
  • 1.3 Layers - Peggle Dual Shot DS
    Lyrics for Layers
    I'm feeling casual, I play my casual game
    I can play it while I'm eating my toast, press a button and I'm set to explode
    It's my dark sin, when no one's looking I play Peggle
    I've got extreme fever for Bjorn the Unicorn and his friends
    I can play it while I'm waiting in line, press a button and I'm barely alive
    It's my dark sin, when no one's looking I play Peggle
    3 min
  • 1.2 Ever Have a Dream? - Hello Kitty DS Review
    Lyrics for Did you Ever Have a Dream
    Hello Kitty, hello kitty, won't you take me to your pretty little world
    She goes to the city, she goes to the city, "goodbye mum and dad don't look so sad"
    She says "did you ever have a dream when you were young like I am?
    Did you ever want to see all that, all that you could be?"
    Hello Kitty, hello kitty, you're rather nifty, I'm quite addicted to you
    She loves the city, she loves the city,
    though I wish I could control her without giving her a seizure
    She says "did you ever have a dream when you were young like I am?
    Did you ever want to see all that, all that you could be?
    Did you ever have a dream when you were young, young like I am now?
    Did you ever want to see the world and if you could hold it and if you could hold it?"
    I go dancing with Dear Daniel, I jump rope with the Little Twin Stars,
    I play baseball with Pochacco and play in the arcade with Kerrobi,
    I take Kurrinin's boat out on the lake and serve dinner at Tuxedo Sam's
    And then I go home, then I go home, then I go home (to her penthouse apartment)
    I've made it all my own, I've made it all my own,
    I've made it on my own (with a little help from her friends)
    And then I go home, then I go home, then I go home
    4 min

About Rebecca Mayes Podcast

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Gaming on any system is a mysterious world to me and I stand on the edge and look into it like Alice at the entrance to wonderland.