Rebecca Mayes Podcast

The Rebecca Mayes Show (Pilot) from a girl who spends the best years of her life writing songs about videogames.

The Rebecca Mayes Show (Pilot) from a girl who spends the best years of her life writing songs about videogames.

The Rebecca Mayes Show (Pilot) from a girl who spends the best years of her life writing songs about videogames.

The Infuriating and Alluring Case of Mr Kyle Hyde

If I wanted to read a book I'd read a book with slightly better dialogue and plot.

If I wanted to watch a film noir I'd watch a film noir with slightly better cinematography

If I wanted to play a game I'd play a game if you get my meaning.

Having said that I love you Kyle Hyde and your come kiss me eyes

I love you Kyle Hyde and the secrets you hide behind your eyes

Won't you come on down to room 215 where wishes come true

Everyone thinks you're a cynical bastard but I know better

You just need a little tenderness and a soft-knit sweater

Oh I'd wrap you up, I'd wrap you up safe from you memories

No more nightmares darling not with me so take yourself a little less seriously

I love you Kyle Hyde and your come kiss me eyes

I love you Kyle Hyde and the secrets you hide behind your eyes

Won't you come on down to room 215 where wishes come true

Whatever you do keep your mouth shut for five minutes can't you Kyle?

If you give me another game over and I have to listen to your jabber one more time I might just have to shoot you like you shot your partner, how could you?

Kyle Hyde, Kyle Hyde just died.

Kyle Hyde, Kyle Hyde just died.

I'll get over it.

This Poem

Oh I know now what it's like to dream as a flower would

Oh I know now what it's like to write a symphony with my fingertips

Who said, who said I couldn't touch the depths of emotion with this, through this?

It's seamless movement, breathtaking, filmic, it's your own interpretation

So take your time, can you bear the weight of this poem?

Won't you take your time, can you stay long enough to breathe it?

Don't you know it makes its way into your veins

Oh I know now how a valley comes to life, how a city dies

Oh I know now how fragile it feels on the wind

Who said, who said I couldn't touch the depths of emotion with this, through this?

It pushes the boundaries, communicates in mysteries, it's your own experience

So take your time, can you bear the weight of this poem?

Won't you take your time, can you stay long enough to breathe it?

Don't you know it makes its way unlike any other game into your veins

Don't Shoot Them Lyrics

You don't scare me Resident Evil 5 even though I'm a girl with light blue eyes, in the dark playing till morning light, watching blood oozing from zombie eyes

You don't impress me Resident Evil 5 even though your graphics are bona fide And Chris' arms and Sheva's boobs blow my mind This is nothing more than shooting zombie hide

It's not their fault don't shoot them, try to hug them and hold them instead It's not their fault, if you love them they will be your zombie pets

You don't win me over Resident Evil 5 even though playing co-op can be nice And the AI can hold her own in a fight, I'm still shooting zombies like it's alright

It's not their fault don't shoot them, try to hug them and hold them instead It's not their fault, you should love them even though you might end up dead

They just need to be loved, they just need a lover's touch, they just need to be loved

Lyrics for I'm a Wolf

I'm a wolf and everyone loves me coz I saved the world from a terrible beast

If you'll listen I'll tell you my story tho it's actually quite boring and goes on and on

And on and on and bears no relevance to my game

I'm a wolf and my best friend's a little bug who frankly rubs me up the wrong way

It's so embarrassing I wish he'd stop speaking and let me get on with running around

Coz I run around, I just run around this empty island and it's not much fun

I can't draw with your little brush I don't know what it's for

I can't draw with your little brush all I have are my animal paws

I'm a wolf and I don't like humans sometimes I consume them especially the small ones

I'm not sure why I'm on this mission I'm not totally committed to getting to the end of my game and it's mainly because

I can't draw with your little brush I don't know what it's for

I can't draw with your little brush all I have are my animal paws

Madworld Lyrics

Here at last a hardcore game on the wii that's nasty, stylized violence that we call comedy, like itchy and scratchy, like tom and jerry.

I just stabbed a guy through the eye with a road sign, pulled out his heart with my bare hands, do i feel alright?

No I feel dirty, there's really something quite unnerving about all the latent perving in the disturbing commentary.

You're trying way too hard, like a disillusioned nerd, who thinks chainsaws and swear words will make you the coolest kid in school

It's far too short and the weapons are far too few and I have to redo the whole level so i give you a headbutt with the nunchuk

I feel giddy, visually it gets really busy and my heart feels dizzy in this sadistic comic book

You're trying way too hard, like a disillusioned nerd, who thinks chainsaws and swear words will make you the coolest kid in school

Lyrics for Layers

I'm feeling casual, I play my casual game

I can play it while I'm eating my toast, press a button and I'm set to explode

It's my dark sin, when no one's looking I play Peggle

I've got extreme fever for Bjorn the Unicorn and his friends

I can play it while I'm waiting in line, press a button and I'm barely alive

It's my dark sin, when no one's looking I play Peggle

Lyrics for Did you Ever Have a Dream

Hello Kitty, hello kitty, won't you take me to your pretty little world

She goes to the city, she goes to the city, "goodbye mum and dad don't look so sad"

She says "did you ever have a dream when you were young like I am?

Did you ever want to see all that, all that you could be?"

Hello Kitty, hello kitty, you're rather nifty, I'm quite addicted to you

She loves the city, she loves the city,

though I wish I could control her without giving her a seizure

She says "did you ever have a dream when you were young like I am?

Did you ever want to see all that, all that you could be?

Did you ever have a dream when you were young, young like I am now?

Did you ever want to see the world and if you could hold it and if you could hold it?"

I go dancing with Dear Daniel, I jump rope with the Little Twin Stars,

I play baseball with Pochacco and play in the arcade with Kerrobi,

I take Kurrinin's boat out on the lake and serve dinner at Tuxedo Sam's

And then I go home, then I go home, then I go home (to her penthouse apartment)

I've made it all my own, I've made it all my own,

I've made it on my own (with a little help from her friends)

And then I go home, then I go home, then I go home