This is the next song in the Fucked Up Relationship Album, Part 4. I actually wrote this song back in 2001, which is the time period this part of the album is about. I figured I'd rehash it, cuz it goes with the rest o' the album and stuff, theme-wise. I added a new bridge and a nice li'l rap part to make it go with the rest of the album and stuff.

This is a song about having possibly been visited by a UFO. It's not very good.

Yeah, I decided to try makin' that funny Grey's Anatomy song from a few days ago into the kind of song that I was singing about in the Grey's Anatomy funny song. It's about death; y'know, it's about worrying about where friends and stuff end up after they die. 

Dang it all, I hate posting the same song twice, but I really wanted to soup this song from last night up a teeny tiny bit and revise the rap a teeny tiny bit. So, here's the souped up version of last night's song with extra goodies in it.

This is the the next song in the Fucked Up Relationship Album, Part 4. The mean boyfriend comes for a visit and the main character is not excited. Y'know, she's not excited, cuz she's made the realization that she's gotta eventually break up with him. In the meantime, a friend o' hers invites her and the mean boyfriend to a Super Bowl party. The whole time she's there, she's all self-conscious and wondering what all the people there think of her weird, old-guy boyfriend. True story!

This song is about how, whenever someone is about to die on Grey's Anatomy, there's almost always this sad, beautiful, poignant music that comes up. It's like, oh, I think this patient on the operating table is going to live! Then the sad, beautiful, poignant music comes up, and it's like, oops, they bled out. That's how I know somebody is going to die on Grey's Anatomy. That music comes on. Well, it's a different song each time. But they're all of the same category. This here little ditty is rough. My covid voice is gettin' the best of me these days.

This is the next song in the Fucked Up Relationship Album, Part 4. It's more stuff about the girl procrastinating on the whole breakup thing. Or, maybe, rather than procrastinating, she's building up her strength, so she can be all ready for the breakup when it happens. Maybe it's that.

She's tired of him. She's bored by him. And she's scared o' him. Here's a picture of her having a boring phone call with him.,

This is a souped-up version of last week's song. After a few listens, I realized it needed to be interesting-ed up, cuz, like, even though the vocals monotonously droning on the same thing over and over fits the theme of the song, it gets too boring too fast. Here's the newly interesting-ed up version. 

While the picture isn't directly related to the song, per se, it's of stuff that happened in that same time period as this song's about. Poopity poop. Jolly good.

It's time for the yearly song with cats yelling in it cuz they were due for their little vet checkups. Here they are, yelling. A big rainstorm was starting, as I hit the road, complete with lotsa wind and everything. So, I figured, I'd make this little ditty about being all apprehensive about driving in the rain and wanting to make it home safely with the most precious cargo anyone could imagine. One's cats.

This is the next song in the Fucked Up Relationship Album, Part 4.  There was a song I wrote back in 2001 that called "She'll Stay That Way for a While" and I sorta re-worked it. Well, I re-worked it a lot. It's hardly recognizable as bein' the song it was before. But, anyway, there was all that depresso-land-adventure-poopy-yucky-ness of the impending break up that made me feel inspired to do depresso music back then in 2001. This depresso song speaks to that original poopy-depresso-land-adventure-poopy-yucky-ness, but in a new, exciting way. Yeah.