Rebel Daydreams

The fanciest garbagemen on the planet go on their route.

When searching for a lost talking cat, Captain Bagel inadvertently goes to a gay bar, which threatens his fragile masculinity. He bounces around Austin, doing everything he can to avoid going back to follow the one good lead he has. Will Captain Bagel overcome his machismo to solve the case?

Inspired by Dungeons and Dragons, Sh*tty Wizards is a series of stories about how powerful sorcerers repeatedly fail to accomplish basic tasks.

The esteemed Hwilliam Hwimberly Hwallington Hwallace shows us how time traveling horses overthrew the Roman Empire.

The manic libertarian Rare Nadir outlines how the Church of the Unpeeled, a gay banana cult, took over the world.

When Wimbo the Bimbo Wizard and Professor Abu-Dhazim land themselves in Hell, they seek out the one pleasure beyond all others - pegging. But they lack the necessary supplies! Together, they go on an Epic Quest in Hell, seeking out psychoactive lubricant, the one Cock-Ring to rule them all, and a jewel-encrusted pegging harness. Will the heroes get what they need - and will Wimbo peg the ever-loving daylights out of Professor Abu-Dhazim?

This week's guest, a wizard inside a gelatinous cube, believes that one day the multiverse will be covered in slime.

The Dictator Divinity of all Mankind wants to continue monologuing, but Colonel Space keeps interrupting him with important business.

A gender reveal party goes sideways when the gender is revealed to be Genghis Khan.

We witness the final round of the Bobby Fischer Chess and Rap Battling Tournament.