We've got some more Chris Sharpe this episode and we're DELIGHTED. Join us as we debate milkshake flavors, debate how many paper towels is too many paper towels, and pray for Spaige's demise! 

Potentially triggering content in this episode: infidelity, misogyny, the Nutcracker

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