It's time to cover everyone's favorite sickly Victorian waif, Fiona Coyne! Listen to Keeley and Daniel do bad Australian accents while deconstructing Degrassi's very own lesbian Blair Waldorf. Enjoy!

POTENTIALLY TRIGGERING CONTENT IN THIS EPISODE: inc*st, ab*se, g*n violence, mental health, s*icide

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We had to speed run this true filler episode of an episode so Ezra could finally see Wicked, but there really isn't much to even talk about except that Spinner might have to go to clown college! Enjoy the episode as we discuss Jermaine Brooks being hot and also an asshole, wonder how Alex became good at lacrosse, and wonder if ACAB applies to Spinner Mason!

Potentially triggering content in this episode: violence against people with d*sabilities, bullying, clown college, police academy, and lumberjack school

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This week, Darcy Edwards finds attention online from creeps who only like her for her short shorts and NOT her pie recipes. It's tragic, actually. Keeley and Ezra recap this whole journey and discuss JT's orange pie, the introduction of Clare, and the line that ruined the whole episode. Enjoy!

Potentially triggering content in this episode: teen s*xuality, p*dophilia, teen parenthood, bazongas

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Jimmy and Ashley try to bang AGAIN...and fail AGAIN...it's kind of cute that they just can't seem to do it innit! Keeley and Ezra recap this episode and Ezra makes some VERY INTERESTING comments/predictions about the rest of the season.

Potentially triggering content in this episode: disability, teen s*xuality, teen parenthood, violence, Vibangra

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Basically "Here Comes Your Man" part 3, but y'all aren't ready to talk about that. We follow Emma through her Challengers-level struggle and follow Ellie as she's being romantically blackmailed by her boss but like, in a hot way! Enjoy!

Potentially triggering content in this episode: eating disorders, dr*gs, teen incarceration, Jesse and Craig not looking alike

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We're here, at our FINAL SEASON of recap coverage on this podcast. How crazy is that!!! There's a lot that's going to happen in the next 20 or so episodes, but of course we have to start with Sean's 2 Fast 2 Furious return.

Potentially triggering content in this episode: infidelity, slut shaming, reckless driving, being hit by a car, Amberley

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This first episode is just a lot of repetition but the second episode SLAPS. Listen to Keeley and Ezra discuss the season 5 finale and Spinner's slutty tendencies and whether getting someone shot makes you a virgin or not.

Potentially triggering content in this episode: infidelity, religious trauma, child death, creepy Toby

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In this episode, Marco's a VICTIM. And Dylan's a sociopath. And Liberty's bad at being drunk. And Derek's just a little guy.

Potentially triggering content in this episode: sociopathy, infidelity, teen pregnancy, Antoine's quiet extra lines

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This week, Keeley and Ezra get into what's eating Emma Nelson (and the answer is...her eating disorder!) and debate how well these iconic episodes tackled such sensitive subjects. And, spoiler alert, they don't think it did very well. Enjoy!

Potentially triggering content in this episode: EATING DISORDERS, mentions of self harm, infidelity, Sometimes When We Touch by Dan Hill

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Uh oh, Friendship Club is showing their true colors and Spinner's being used as a pawn! Listen to Keeley and Ezra discuss Linus's potential to be the most evil Degrassi character, figure out who is doing this safe sex seminar, and debate whether or not that stripper ACTUALLY looked like Snake!

Potentially triggering content in this episode: religious trauma, h*mophobia, teen s*xuality, Linus

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