We were gone for two weeks but we're BACK to give Craig a proper sendoff! Join us as Ezra learns that this is the end of Craig as a main character, listen to us critique his music, and describe all the ways smarmy music producers are portrayed on TV!

Potentially triggering content in this episode: d*ath, ab*se, sexism, pregnancy, birth, saying "yo" unprompted

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Keeley and Daniel cover probably their favorite Degrassi Queen Bee (don't tell Paige), Holly J Sinclair! Join them as they discuss Holly J's arc, her tacos, her adoption, and why she shouldn't die because she's capable of love!

POTENTIALLY TRIGGERING CONTENT IN THIS EPISODE: bullying, financial problems, g*n violence, dirty ginger viruses

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It's Keeley's favorite episode of the season!!! Join her and Ezra as they gush over Paige and Alex, wonder if Ezra will ever come around to Jay, and discuss whether the maintenance guy at the movie theater thought Snake, Daphne, Emma, and Peter were a smooching family!

Potentially triggering content in this episode: domestic violence, homophobia, adultery, being bribed with a Mexican vacation

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This week Keeley and Ezra take some time to talk about the man upstairs! That's right, they join Spinner on his journey to finding God. They discuss Jimmy's mural, Jay's ugly orange car, and figure out whether Linus is the president or the Pope of Friendship Club!

Potentially triggering content in this episode: religion, g*n violence, disability, s*xual assault, purity rings

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This week Keeley and Ezra join Marco on his coming out journey, Shakespearean ruffle collar and all! We discuss whether or not the drama festival was a competition, if Peter is cute or not, and bully Tim mercilessly. Enjoy!

Potentially triggering content in this episode: homophobia, home insecurity, Hamlet

follow Keeley at: @omgitskee on Instagram and Tiktok  follow Ezra at: @ezrapartier on Instagram follow the podcast at: @cuckoobananaspodcast on Instagram  email us at: [email protected]  music: https://www.purple-planet.com  cover art by: Jaime Lee (@nosoyhere on Instagram)

Man, you ever just leave an episode of television feeling completely empty and hollow inside? That's what happened to Ezra and Keeley watching this week's episode where JT becomes a drug dealer and almost dies! Have fun!

Potentially triggering content in this episode: food, dieting, teen s*xuality, teen pregnancy, dr*gs, s*icide, lawyers for parents

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Jimmy's found wheelchair basketball AND art? Oh no, how will he ever get his get his get his head in the game??? Keeley and Ezra recap this episode by lamenting about Drake's acting career, screaming about JT and Liberty's pregnancy, and wondering what it is about Ellie that keeps placing her in the middle of love triangles.

Potentially triggering content in this episode: disability, teen pregnancy, pregnancy loss, early 2000s flashback editing

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Ezra and Keeley find themselves enthralled in the Craig-Ellie-Manny love triangle, as well as Daddy Joey dating a 23-year old! This episode is fun, we even talk about whether or not our parents use condoms. Enjoy!

Potentially triggering content in this episode: teen pregnancy, ugly wedding favors

follow Keeley at: @omgitskee on Instagram and Tiktok  follow Ezra at: @ezrapartier on Instagram follow the podcast at: @cuckoobananaspodcast on Instagram  email us at: [email protected]  music: https://www.purple-planet.com  cover art by: Jaime Lee (@nosoyhere on Instagram)

Keeley was nervous to show Ezra this episode of his favorite boy becoming a teen father, but he took it surprisingly well! Listen to them discuss whether JT and Liberty seem like they fuck, debate whether Christianity is a cult, and, as always, fight about loving Spinner! Enjoy!

Potentially triggering content in this episode: teen pregnancy, teen s*xuality, religious trauma, Friendship Club

follow Keeley at: @omgitskee on Instagram and Tiktok  follow Ezra at: @ezrapartier on Instagram follow the podcast at: @cuckoobananaspodcast on Instagram  email us at: [email protected]  music: https://www.purple-planet.com  cover art by: Jaime Lee (@nosoyhere on Instagram)

Paige is aiming HIGH this episode...figuratively and literally, since she's not only wanting to get into ~the Harvard of the North~ but she's smoking weed for the first time! Keeley and Ezra recap this weird episode and decide that season 5 is not out to a strong start, but they have fun kicking Matt off the show and making fun of Derek. Enjoy!

Potentially triggering content in this episode: dr*g abuse, domestic ab*se, poverty, Snake bullying Peter

follow Keeley at: @omgitskee on Instagram and Tiktok  follow Ezra at: @ezrapartier on Instagram follow the podcast at: @cuckoobananaspodcast on Instagram  email us at: [email protected]  music: https://www.purple-planet.com  cover art by: Jaime Lee (@nosoyhere on Instagram)