We get into the MEAT of teen drama with this one, y'all! Ezra and Keeley dissect the very beginnings of the Crashley Cranny love triangle and things start to get a little too melodramatic for Ezra, while Keeley is absolutely delighted. Join us as we discuss why manslaughterers shouldn't get nicknames, whether the hopeless-romantic-to-homewrecker pipeline is real, and even talk about eating Santa Claus! We were on a manic high, what can I say? Enjoy! 

Potentially triggering content in this episode: infidelity, teen s*xuality, s*xual assault, pregnancy, drunk driving, child death, cancer 

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