There is a new king of red creatures, and he is a monkey pirate. I don't like him though, because it costs too much money to get a playset. In this episode, I talk about the price and pushed nature of Ragavan. Somewhere in this description I wanted to put a monkey's paw joke, but I haven't thought of one and I'm going to move on.
Part of my inspiration for this episode came from this SaffronOlive article, hopefully I didn't copy it too much: https://www.mtggoldfish.com/articles/thanks-to-modern-horizons-modern-is-more-expensive-than-ever