Welcome to Red Flag Week on Our Shit Podcast, where we're waving more flags than a communist parade! This week we dive into the big icks and red flags that make us want to swipe left on humanity.

Starting with guys who think we care about their fantasy football obsession - lads, your made-up team's performance isn't exactly riveting conversation over dinner. Then we get into the hygiene horrors - people who think their legs are magically self-cleaning during showers and the absolute chaos of restaurant forks that have been through thousands of mouths.

We also discuss the massive red flag of people who are rude to waiting staff, the existential crisis of red onions actually being purple (who's been lying to us?!) and Chloe's questionable relationship with alcohol whilst on a date.

Warning: Contains harsh truths about personal hygiene, fantasy football slander and enough red flags to close a beach. Also, Chloe definitely needs an intervention.