Red Red Whine

Let's not beat around the bush -  Eva and Fella are sloshed. Properly sloshed. 

This ep was recorded during the festive period so there's a lot of port guzzling, cackles and hippo chat (it ain't Xmas unless there's some hippo chat).

In the midst of all that there's some serious Doc Marten bashing. 

Because guess what - those boots are about as tough as rice pudding.  And Fella's fed up with the false advertising. Her trotters need support, god dammit!

If your Doc Martens have done you an absolute dirty, please send us pics -
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But be sure to pour yourself a boot-full of booze and tuck into the ep.

MUCH LOVE 

Do you like port-drenched nonsense?  Your luck's in, sunshine. 

Eva's got some booze-fuelled poems for you.

This ep does include callbacks to the previous poetry batch, but if you haven't listened - all you need to know is that there was a lotta spud chat.

And there will be a proper chaotic, bumper-sized ep coming out this week. So get prepping a bit vat of echo falls. 

Enjoy! x

Some people are fiends for the the flirt, warriors of the woo, champions of the chat-up.  Then there's Eva. 
She's less smooth, more friction burn. And she's not happy about it. 

So pour yourself a bath of mulled wine and tuck into Eva's pulling woes. 

Caution: this ep was recorded in Fella's cave (not a euphemism), which was an error sound-wise. She has twiddled with some buttons so it's less like you're flying about on a sonic canyon swing, but you'll bloody get what you're given. 

Also contains: cackles, cock references & Christmas songs (despite being recorded back in October).

Oh, and follow us on @red_red_whine on Insta or @redredwhinepod on Twitter if you wanna throw any of your flirting tekkers our way. 

MUCH LOVE x

Fella's been too busy getting gout to edit the meaty ep so here's another round of doggo poetry. 

(Doggo is short for 'dog shit', but isn't the best art absolute crap?)

If you'd like to give us rhyming couplets, follow @red_red_whine on insta and something else on twitter.

Much love x

There's a proper meaty ep lurking in the depths of Fella's hard drive, but until she fishes it out - here's some poetry.  This time, it's Eva's turn to play bard. 
And sweet baby Jesus, does she play bard hard. 

Tuck in! x


If you wanna lob us any of your own rhyming couplets, follow @redredwhinepod on twitter or @red_red_whine on insta x

We're back! And we're bigger (egotistically) and badder (technically) than ever before. 

So what's the whine? Fella hates compliments, both the serving of and the gobbling of. 

This episode is probably a therapist's dream (& depending on how seriously they take their duty of care, that dream could be dry or wet).

As ever, it contains a lot of nonsense and horribly hearty cackles. Pour yourself a vat of the good stuff and tuck in. 

If you ever fancy sending us anything but praise, DM us at @red_red_whine or email [email protected]

As if they weren't already insufferable, the Red Red Whine hags have decided to do poetry in between the 'proper' eps.

Pour yourself a bath of wine and tuck into the first batch of ridiculous tripe. 

What's black & white and red all over? Panda puree.  Unfortunately for Eva, blitzing a vulnerable animal isn't very en vogue.  Join the Red Red Whine hags as they bitch about the bears still existing. 

Fella, formerly known as something else, also reveals all about the name change.

Contains cackles and casual references to the clitoris. 

As someone who's done sod-all for climate change, Fell thinks she has the right to bash Extinction Rebellion. Eva's not happy about it. Not one bit. 


Contains big aspersions & little facts.