The Swordboys discuss the ins-and-outs of Brytag’s tolls, and discover that his amazingly-armored men just want to watch. A connection is made from the tollmaster to Charlie Sheen, and Sonja is soon impressed by Arnold’s love of a good fight. Then we head to Hawk Forest, where a familiar swordsman with a dazzling hat tortures the young prince for gold he doesn’t have. After a fight that includes swords and martial arts, we find out where the Queen is stashing her Tootsie Pop of Power, and we learn the sad fate of a krait dragon destined to be a bridge. Cling clang!