This week on The Edgeheads, things get heated at the self-checkout, suspicious in Old Hollywood, and strangely personal in a game of trivia. SAM faces off with a gaslighty grocery scanner, and launches into a tirade about canned fruit and lead poisoning. Lance steps back into scandal mode with Part Two of The Icebox Blonde, revealing even more mystery. Meanwhile, Delores checks in from Toronto, and the cast navigates a surprise round of “Trivia with Randy,” which turns out to be a quiz entirely about Randy himself.

From fake sponsors to fake patriotism, the episode closes with a double-shot of satire: Lance defines “performative patriotrauma” before launching into a promo for Walker: Gaslight Ranger™ is coming soon to the streaming platform, Patriot+. Some bad behavior gets banned, and everyone (somehow) survives. Press play and prepare to question your freedom—one sarcastic segment at a time.