Jonathan and Dee talk about pets, past and present.  Dee expresses a newfound fear involving medical masks in public.

Jonathan and Dee talk about secrets to giving the perfect gift, best and worst gifts, and take a question from a real-life, living, not made-up person.

Jonathan and Dee talk about food, after singing about chicken sandwiches for far too long.  (They also eat food during the episode, so there are chewing sounds and it's gross.)

Listen uncomfortably as Jonathan and Dee wait for ten goddamned minutes to get a call-in app to work for their first guest.

Jonathan and Dee finally (almost) master a call-in situation that allows for the actress/producer/intuitive/multifaceted April Washko to join remotely and chat about ghosts and aliens.  *We're still figuring out how to record clean call audio, so be gentle, yeah?*

Jonathan and Dee discuss dating, past and present.

Jonathan and Dee discuss their takeaways from Tiger King (spoilers) and confuse Sam Elliott with Sam Smith.

Are you a vodka aunt?  A hot mess?  How many spiders did you eat last night?  Should you put this up your butthole?  Jonathan and Dee answer these pressing questions and more by taking very specific Buzzfeed quizzes.

Jonathan and Dee discuss past and future goals.  Jonathan inevitably brings up  his trip to Vietnam.

Happy April Fool's Day!  Jonathan and Dee discuss pranks, then the conversation devolves, surprisingly.