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Joe had a mouse in his apartment. One mouse.

He tried a trap. He tried a rifle — his wife had somethin’ to say about that. He even sat up all night with a video camera, like he was runnin’ surveillance on a fugitive.

Twenty-five years later he’s still tellin’ it on my porch, and I still ain’t decided which one of ’em was smarter.

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Me and Johnny G spent half a day tryin’ to return a cat.

By lunch he had six owners, and none of ’em knew about the others.

One cat. Six porches. A whole town that can’t agree on whose he is. And a lady out on the county road that everybody calls the Coffin Dodger, who has her own opinion about all of it.

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A night at the rodeo.

Beau’ got stuck off I-65 near Franklin, Tennessee, with an afternoon he hadn’t planned on.

So he did the only sensible thing.

He went to the rodeo.

Bulls. Barrels. Big hats. Bigger buckles.

Then the announcer promised the world’s smallest cowboy.

Beau’ pictured a little hat. Little boots. Maybe a pony.

He was wrong about nearly all of it.

Last time Tennessee took twelve seconds.

This time it took an hour and change.

Worth every mile.

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Beau’ and Johnny G went out-of-state this week. The whole trip took about twelve seconds.

There’s a new bar on the Tennessee side of Main Street, and inside it, a woman with a name Beau’ was absolutely sure he recognized. He was wrong in two different directions.

To be fair — he had one shot at gettin’ it right, and he’d already spent it on a video game.

By the end of the night, Johnny G had been to Europe without leavin’ his barstool. By mornin’, he was shoppin’ on Marketplace.

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Darlene got robbed this week. One spark plug. Gone.

The suspect list was short.

To explain how a possum ended up part of a motor-vehicle investigation, Beau’ has to go back a few months — to Old Railroad Bed Road, near midnight, and four little feet pointing straight at the sky.

He pulled over. He meant well. Then the county showed up.

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Beau’ had two nights to kill in a town he couldn’t pronounce in Old Mexico, after a cattle delivery.

He’d like it on the record that he was invited. Sort of.

A hotel minibar. A bar with horses in it. A town-square band. A night at the palenque. And one decision that seemed perfectly reasonable at the time.

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Ol' Beau' opens a brand-new section called Young & Stupid — stories from back when his brain hadn't finished cookin'. Tonight: a party up in the Herradura Hills, a stolen speaker, a white Volkswagen Beetle with tremendous courage, and a garden hose that didn't belong to anybody.

Beau' said the words "I bet I can run over it." Johnny G said "I don't know about that." That is the entire objection. That is the whole speech.

Also on the porch: why Patsy the jukebox plays what Patsy wants, an official amendment to how this program signs off, and a rulin' on city slicker boots.

Do not try none of this. That's the whole point.

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Beau' joins a neighborhood Facebook group and helpfully announces Bob's livestock parade — cows first, then the hogs. What could possibly go wrong? Enter Patricia (eleven exclamation points), a man worried about his Mercedes, two competing petitions, seventy-three notifications, and a goat in a lawn chair. By Sunday, the whole thing has gone places nobody — least of all Beau' — saw comin'. Plus: the Honky-Tonk Hall of Fame is hereby OPEN — five standards, adopted unanimous, and a first name on the ballot. Send your honky-tonk nominations — and your messages for Patricia (be nice, she's been through a parade) — to [email protected].