tbh, i wasn't even there, but it sounded like some cute girls were when michael called me live. they had nice voices, they could've been hideous, i don't know. anyways, sounds like everybody had fun, and i was there by telephone. i didn't even listen to the epssseode, but i don't listen to them anyway. at any rate, it's a short one, just listen to it and stop asking questions.

oh yeah, updated the logo. i think this is the official one. looks prrrettty good, right?

in this ezpisode, devin and the boys head down to the big greasy, h-town, houston, home of players and pimps and the oilers and apparently the astrodome is still standing. not that it would fall over on its own, but who's counting.

anyways, we stopped at bucee's a couple of times and an upscale bucee's knock-off that had copper sinks and $5000 stainless firepits. fancy. they didn't have beaver nuggets, but bucee's did and i put them in my mouth on sunday.

all in all, it was a good day, met some new people, drove around, went to a great speaker meeting. hopefully i spliced the apeeisode right, but we'll find out together.

in this saasporsode, we misspell michaijah's name because no one told me how to spell it. nobody told me. nobody. i'm sorry if if if i got it wrong, but i tried my best, and that's all we can do. anyways, in this eapesidoe, the fellas discuss cool shit you can do in prison and a bag of t-shirts and a bunch of other shit. it was like 2 hours, i can't be expected to remember everything. happpy thanksgiving and merry chrismtas.

Update: it's Micajah, we finally got it

in this ppeisode, the fellas take a cue from their social betters and tone things down a bit and learn about the proper lube for silicone dildos. you were right, we were wrong. there's a little something for everyone in this very special expossode.

in this explisode, the fellas carve pumpkins with the help of an ar-15 and some tannerite. i don't recall a lot of conversation, but it's not like you haven't heard us talk before. the pollo was rico and we were all very grateful. grateful, not hateful, y'all. this exiposdoe, anyway.

in thiss epxsiode, the fellas hit the road with ethan and run into charlie, erica, bruce and a whole mess of other people whose pronouns we never asked. it's a long one. it's all over the place. buckle up, buttercup.

in this expisgode, things take a turn for the worse. seems some previous episodes have been romoved and for that, we are sorry. we've angered the internet pixies and felt their wrath. anyway, cameron dropped by and we discussed problems and offered no solutions, because that's just the fuking way it is

in this expizode, michael and mike introduce jose to asmr, the whirl of topics and other unsettling truths from the rnpp world...

in this episode, the fellas produce some asmr and reflect on the inherent emptiness of existence.

in this episode, the michaels and steve get shafted hard in guadalajara. never did figure out what the problem was, but we got a podcast out of it and mike had the tres leches. trigger warning: intro contains insincere apology.