Bill opened the show by giving his biggest takeaway from the Eagles beating the Cowboys before diving into whether Dak Prescott instigated Jalen Carter into spitting on him. Bill then discussed whether he learned more about Dallas or Philadelphia before reacting to Clippers owner Steve Ballmer explaining how he didn't circumvent the NBA salary cap. Bill then discusses why the absence of Caitlin Clark for the rest of the season could be a benefit for Clark and why Bill Belichick banning Patriots scouts from UNC practices is the latest sign of his incompetence. Hour two opened with You Better You Bet host Nick Kostos joining Bill to breakdown the biggest betting lines from Week 1 before diving into Buy or Sell, where Bill answered if the Ravens will upset the Bills and if Missouri-Kansas is the best rivalry that nobody talks about. The show ends with Bill revealing this week's Bum of the Week.