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When the Secretary of Legumes rolls into Hippocrates General complaining that he is unable to eat peanuts, it's up to the team to figure out what exactly is wrong with the government official while finding out if they can smooch their crush in the supply cabinet while also one-upping their rival, perhaps at the same time?

Claire - Cassandra Ninefingers, Angelic Lab Tech
Aaron - DiagnosticTron 9000, Necro-Diagnostician 
Caleb -  Doctor Tor, Demi-Surgeon
Ross - Dr. Neil Breen, Chosen Surgeon
Max - Lawrence Pritchard Hateline, Secretary of Legumes; Other random hospital employees

Find out more about Fae's Anatomy and all of Caleb's other projects with his Linktree.
Ross' Twitter and various Podcasts
Aaron's Twitter and Twitch,
Claire's Twitter
Max's Twitter

Intro: Donnie Ozone - Return of the Gucci Ghost

In this episode Max and Claire tackle Thousand Year Vampire, a solo journaling RPG about the passage of time and the fleeting nature of memory for the creatures of the night. In addition to going through the rules and scope of the game each Relatable Rolls host recaps their very different experiences with the game.

Intro: Filmy Ghosts - HORRORLANDS

Content Warning: This episode includes discussion about violence experienced  by woman in various forms both in game and in real life.

Claire and Max sit down in luxurious chairs with unsettling construction to talk about Bluebeard's Bride, a  Supernatural Horror RPG created by Whitney “Strix” Beltrán, Marissa Kelly, and Sarah Richardson about the terrors of violence, sexuality, and death as experienced by women.

Opening: Kirk Osamayo - A Frightening Sight

A team from the Center for Disease Control and Prevention rushes headfirst to rural Arizona to investigate a mysterious viral outbreak running rampant throughout the town. Will the team make it out unexposed or will they become another statistic for the official record?

Players:
Robert - Dr. James Dorian, CDC Emergency Operations Center
Ross - Dr. Zane Keogh, CDC Emergency Operations Center
Max - Reggie Benidetto, CDC Emergency Operations Center
Maddy - Molly Winters, CDC Emergency Operations Center
Claire - Handler

Ross' Twitter and on various Podcasts
Maddy's Twitter and Twitch
Robert's Twitter
Claire's Twitter
Max's Twitter

Opening: bibby - einstein rosenbridge
 

The horror onboard the freighter revealed, Hal Darlington and his Ultra-Rich companions fight, jump, and row for their lives to make it back to their yacht in one piece. Will they escape from the Groenland Tropisch or suffer the same fate as it's crew?

Cast:
Aaron - Halcyon "Hal" Darlington
David - Peregrine Cavendish XIV
Claire - Sacrmaento Turlington
Max - Handler

Follow Aaron on Twitter and on Twitch, Follow David on Twitter for all thing's purple.

Opening: techtheist - Breath

When a group of heretical thieves are given the chance to save themselves from summary execution, they end up in a situation that makes them wonder if they were better off in the dungeon of The Shadow King.

Cast:
Claire - Grittr, Occult Herbmaster
Rob Stith - Stargon, Cursed Skinwalker
Robert - Therg, Heretical Priest
Cocainum Rob - Urvarg, Fanged Deserter
Max - DM

Check out Rob Stith's RPG The Orpheus Protocol 
Catch The Black Pants Legion on YouTube and Twitch

Get the Bare Bones edition of MÖRK BORG >>here<<

Opening: Blear Moon - Certain Force

Following the utter collapse of his fortune due to unwise investments, Halycon "Hal" Darlington departs on his yacht, The Golpeador de Tiburones  for one final voyage before is to be sold off to parties overseas. With his equally detached from reality Ultra-Rich companions in tow, the group is ill prepared for the horrors that await them in the North Atlantic.

This episode comes to a somewhat abrupt end due to feline interference. Sorry about that.

Cast:
Aaron - Halycon "Hal" Darlington
David - Peregrine Cavendish XIV
Claire - Sacrmaento Turlington
Chris - Swann Delmo
Max - Handler

Follow Aaron on Twitter and on Twitch, Follow David on Twitter for all thing's purple.

Opening: Bibby - Molluscs and Crustaceans

You wake up and are glad no one has rolled you in your sleep as you crawl out of your coffin sized bedroom and seek to find a way to make your debt payments before it turns ugly. Just another day in the relentless nano-infested corporate hell of CY_BORG the second RPG from Stockholm Kartel, makers of the Ennie Award winning MÖRK BORG. Relatable Rolls dives deep into how the games are similar, different, give the random heist generator a roll, all while gushing over the slick visual style contained within.

Opening Theme: Hexenkraft - The Fiendish Transfiguration

Claire slid into the DMs of Chris Sellers of Hectic Electron Games and the designer of Raccoon Sky Pirates agreed to come by Relatable Rolls to talk about the development and release of Raccoon Sky Pirates, it's real world inspirations, his upcoming queer Sword & Sorcery game Defy the Gods and several other topics and tangents.

Check out Hectic Electron on all these cool places:
Web: www.hecticelectron.com 
Itch: hecticelectron.itch.io 
@hecticelectron on Twitter & Instagram 
Discord: https://discord.gg/Kuyc6BYAZA

Opening: Nu Tiel Records - Firefly

Grab your heavy flail and crumbling eldritch scrolls and descend into a world counting down to its destruction as Relatable Rolls reviews MÖRK BORG, a pitch-black apocalyptic fantasy RPG about lost souls and fools seeking redemption, forgiveness or the last remaining riches in a bleak and dying world. How many times will the hosts mispronounce the title of the game? Who can say.
 

Check out the MÖRK BORG website for a ton of online resources for your skull ridden games.

Opening: Omniman - Feedback