We’re obviously the most qualified people on the planet to offer relationship advice. Here’s a top 10 list of our best tips and tricks to a fantastic lifetime of peace and happiness with your significant other.

We waded through over four hours of random conversations about things tangentially related to relationships to get you these 45 minutes of pure gold advice. Listen carefully, take notes, and do everything we suggest. Guaranteed to make your relationship last at least 16 years.