Welcome back, fellow relationship archaeologists, to "Just the Snip," the podcast where we dig up the remains of our romantic missteps so you don't have to! In this episode, we're putting our own love lives on the autopsy table and dissecting the unwritten rulebook of relationship dos and don'ts.

From the glorious highs of nailing a partner's love language to the gut-wrenching lows of getting a sudden, visceral "ick," we're spilling all the tea. We'll chat about the bizarre things that make us fight for love (because who doesn't love a good, pointless battle?), and the tiny, insignificant details that can send a perfectly good date into a fiery abyss of nope. Are you a giver or a taker? A texter or a caller? A fan of emotional vulnerability or just a fan of putting the dishes away? Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of modern romance with the grace of a toddler on a Slip 'n Slide.

Disclaimer: Everything we've discussed today is alleged and should not be used as a basis for any personal or commercial gain without the unanimous, written approval of everyone involved. Any similarities to actual people, living or dead, are purely coincidental... or maybe they're not. We can neither confirm nor deny the existence of anyone who has made an egregious romantic mistake. This information is for entertainment purposes only and is not a substitute for a good therapist, a trusted friend, or a truly terrible dating app. Listen at your own risk.