Relatively Speaking Podcast

On today's edition of the Relatively Speaking Podcast, it is magically Major League Baseball heavy.

Before professional slapstick is discussed, however, the guys discuss coffee pots and gas stoves. Important stuff in our humble opinion.

Jared and Joseph also talk Barry Bonds being the goat and how the Miami Marlins should not trade the only player worth watching in that entire state.

It wouldn't be a Relatively Speaking Podcast if the guys didn't also discuss Kristaps Porzingis apparently not being on the trading block. While the New York Knicks often New York Knick the heck out of stuff, this isn't one of them.

Finally, it is probably worth mentioning this is the last edition of the Relatively Speaking Podcast as you know it. Joseph says a goodbye and thanks everyone for his chance to barely speak works and incoherently form sentences.

The show ends with Absurd Questions. ?

On today's edition of the Relatively Speaking Podcast, it is magically Major League Baseball heavy.

Before professional slapstick is discussed, however, the guys discuss coffee pots and gas stoves. Important stuff in our humble opinion.

Jared and Joseph also talk Barry Bonds being the goat and how the Miami Marlins should not trade the only player worth watching in that entire state.

It wouldn't be a Relatively Speaking Podcast if the guys didn't also discuss Kristaps Porzingis apparently not being on the trading block. While the New York Knicks often New York Knick the heck out of stuff, this isn't one of them.

Finally, it is probably worth mentioning this is the last edition of the Relatively Speaking Podcast as you know it. Joseph says a goodbye and thanks everyone for his chance to barely speak works and incoherently form sentences.

The show ends with Absurd Questions. ?

The Relatively Speaking is back to bring you wonderful entertainment by way of dropping the most wonderful sounds inside your ear holes. It is also back with enough vengeance that Bruce Willis would be upset that he wasn’t walking around New York City half naked trying to solve some puzzles.

In fact, there's so much tomfoolery happening in this edition of the Relatively Speaking Podcast that you can't even hit it with a stick -- not that you should be trying to physically harm your favorite podcast.

Did Jared have a fun time at his friend's bachelor party this weekend? Did Joseph and his father cheat to win money at a family reunion? So many important questions with so few solid answers.

As for the sports stuff:

A very random Christian Hackenberg segment happens.Is Christian Hackenberg the future?Does other NFL players peacefully protesting help Colin Kaepernick?Marvin Bagley, one of the nation's best high school players, is how good now?What does Bagley do for a USC, UCLA or Duke if he commits to one of those programs?Luka Doncic is becoming one of America's new sweethearts. Is the hype going to match the actual player?

The show ends with Absurd Questions.

How many points can Jared and Joseph score in a Chinese professional basketball game if given solid run on the court?What is the most hungover the guys have been while being forced to do something active the day of the hangover? Also, Jared makes deposits at Disney World.

You can follow Jared on Twitter @JMintzHoops.

The same for the other guy @JosephNardone.

The Relatively Speaking is back to bring you wonderful entertainment by way of dropping the most wonderful sounds inside your ear holes. It is also back with enough vengeance that Bruce Willis would be upset that he wasn’t walking around New York City half naked trying to solve some puzzles.

In fact, there's so much tomfoolery happening in this edition of the Relatively Speaking Podcast that you can't even hit it with a stick -- not that you should be trying to physically harm your favorite podcast.

Did Jared have a fun time at his friend's bachelor party this weekend? Did Joseph and his father cheat to win money at a family reunion? So many important questions with so few solid answers.

As for the sports stuff:

A very random Christian Hackenberg segment happens.Is Christian Hackenberg the future?Does other NFL players peacefully protesting help Colin Kaepernick?Marvin Bagley, one of the nation's best high school players, is how good now?What does Bagley do for a USC, UCLA or Duke if he commits to one of those programs?Luka Doncic is becoming one of America's new sweethearts. Is the hype going to match the actual player?

The show ends with Absurd Questions.

How many points can Jared and Joseph score in a Chinese professional basketball game if given solid run on the court?What is the most hungover the guys have been while being forced to do something active the day of the hangover? Also, Jared makes deposits at Disney World.

You can follow Jared on Twitter @JMintzHoops.

The same for the other guy @JosephNardone.

The Relatively Speaking Podcast is back to air the greatest edition of any podcast in the history of live noises being recorded through third-hand applications!

Jared and Joseph immediately go off the rails on an episode that was designed to go off the rails.

Joseph discusses how he and his father plan to cheat in a tournament at their family reunion so they can make a few extra dollars. It isn't the most sane thing ever discussed, nor is the plan to win money actually in place, but it makes for a weird weekend preview.

As for Jared, he is going to a bachelor party this weekend. He provides very little details, as he fears his wife or employer may be listening to the Relatively Speaking Podcast.

The show itself is about other shows. The co-hosts actually create a show in a show. Magically, it is about the TV show Lost in an airplane or something -- more than likely something, but don't worry about the semantics. Either way, you get to hear some weird casting choices by your favorite podcast hosts.

That's not all! The guys received a handful of AMAs from the incredibly loyal Relatively Speaking Podcast listenership.

Would Mighty Mouse or Jerry from 'Tom & Jerry' win in a fight to the death?Why is it almost impossible to be able to guess how hard a person can throw a baseball solely based on appearance?Is Nikola Jokic already better than Michael Jordan and LeBron James?Is Ron Baker the worst player in league history with a no-trade clause?Are you familiar with Wilt Chamberlain’s alleged alias George Marcus?There's another question not suitable for digital publication

The Relatively Speaking Podcast is back to air the greatest edition of any podcast in the history of live noises being recorded through third-hand applications!

Jared and Joseph immediately go off the rails on an episode that was designed to go off the rails.

Joseph discusses how he and his father plan to cheat in a tournament at their family reunion so they can make a few extra dollars. It isn't the most sane thing ever discussed, nor is the plan to win money actually in place, but it makes for a weird weekend preview.

As for Jared, he is going to a bachelor party this weekend. He provides very little details, as he fears his wife or employer may be listening to the Relatively Speaking Podcast.

The show itself is about other shows. The co-hosts actually create a show in a show. Magically, it is about the TV show Lost in an airplane or something -- more than likely something, but don't worry about the semantics. Either way, you get to hear some weird casting choices by your favorite podcast hosts.

That's not all! The guys received a handful of AMAs from the incredibly loyal Relatively Speaking Podcast listenership.

Would Mighty Mouse or Jerry from 'Tom & Jerry' win in a fight to the death?Why is it almost impossible to be able to guess how hard a person can throw a baseball solely based on appearance?Is Nikola Jokic already better than Michael Jordan and LeBron James?Is Ron Baker the worst player in league history with a no-trade clause?Are you familiar with Wilt Chamberlain’s alleged alias George Marcus?There's another question not suitable for digital publication

Welcome back to the Relatively Speaking Podcast. A podcast designed to insert the most insightful and entertaining sounds into your ears via the sultry noises coming out of the orifice of Jared Mintz. Some other guy co-hosts the podcast as well. 

It is a slow news cycle in sports. That is unless you love Major League Baseball. While Jared and Joseph love the slapstick, it isn't exactly in their wheelhouse.

The show begins as all shows should, as the guys immediately go off the rails. Joseph has finally begun to watch The Leftovers. This leads the dastardly duo into a 10 minute discussion about television show spoilers, what good shows are out there, and if either of them will ever begin to consume Game of Thrones.

Also, spoiler alert, Joseph tells a story about Sons of Anarchy being spoiled for him. In the process, he spoils the show for everyone else unintentionally. 

Then it is off to actual sports. Darren Daulton died. Joseph tells a quick story about being convinced Tom Berenger's character in Major League being based off Dutch while not caring if the movie happened before 1993 or not.

The Miami Dolphins signed Jay Cutler. The guys giggle at the idea of giving an aged, coming off injury Cutler $10 million as opposed to just letting Matt Moore stink. Seriously... the Dolphins are going to stink no matter what, right?

This edition of the show ends with Absurd Questions.

Would you rather fight a clown or a mime with brass knuckles?

There was another question, but this Internet Scribbler always forgets Jared's question.

You can follow Jared on Twitter @JMintzHoops.

Joseph is over yonder @JosephNardone.

Welcome back to the Relatively Speaking Podcast. A podcast designed to insert the most insightful and entertaining sounds into your ears via the sultry noises coming out of the orifice of Jared Mintz. Some other guy co-hosts the podcast as well. 

It is a slow news cycle in sports. That is unless you love Major League Baseball. While Jared and Joseph love the slapstick, it isn't exactly in their wheelhouse.

The show begins as all shows should, as the guys immediately go off the rails. Joseph has finally begun to watch The Leftovers. This leads the dastardly duo into a 10 minute discussion about television show spoilers, what good shows are out there, and if either of them will ever begin to consume Game of Thrones.

Also, spoiler alert, Joseph tells a story about Sons of Anarchy being spoiled for him. In the process, he spoils the show for everyone else unintentionally. 

Then it is off to actual sports. Darren Daulton died. Joseph tells a quick story about being convinced Tom Berenger's character in Major League being based off Dutch while not caring if the movie happened before 1993 or not.

The Miami Dolphins signed Jay Cutler. The guys giggle at the idea of giving an aged, coming off injury Cutler $10 million as opposed to just letting Matt Moore stink. Seriously... the Dolphins are going to stink no matter what, right?

This edition of the show ends with Absurd Questions.

Would you rather fight a clown or a mime with brass knuckles?

There was another question, but this Internet Scribbler always forgets Jared's question.

You can follow Jared on Twitter @JMintzHoops.

Joseph is over yonder @JosephNardone.

Welcome back to the Relatively Speaking Podcast. A place where noises emit from the hosts and sometimes results insightful commentary or delightfully charming jokes.

Oh, who are we kidding? The Relatively Speaking Podcast is the best podcast ever and always emits the best noises possible. In fact, of the three people polled, all three would tell you how wonderful this specific podcast is.

On today's episode, the guys talk about some of the latest happenings around the world of sports.

How many quarterbacks need to get hurt before Colin Kaepernick gets a chance?What in the hell is wrong with the Baltimore Ravens?Do the Ravens have the worst PR team ever?New York Jets safety Jamal Adams says stuff about dying on a field and the world is confused.Way too early NFL hot-takes and predictions!

The guys then discuss Michael Jordan pushing the LeBron James or Kobe Bryant debate. Joseph believes Jordan is doing this for a certain reason. In typical Relatively Speaking Podcast form, this becomes its own segment. Which one? The wildly popular and totally speculatory Conspiracy Theories segment!

The show closes as do most Friday editions, with fan-favorite segment, AMA.

Do you prefer your sheets tucked or untucked? This one gets heated.If you can be a juror for any trial in the history of the world, which one would it be and why? Jared and Joseph are both, apparently, cowards.

You can follow Jared on the mean streets of Twitter @JMintzHoops.

The same can be done with the other guy @JosephNardone.

Welcome back to the Relatively Speaking Podcast. A place where noises emit from the hosts and sometimes results insightful commentary or delightfully charming jokes.

Oh, who are we kidding? The Relatively Speaking Podcast is the best podcast ever and always emits the best noises possible. In fact, of the three people polled, all three would tell you how wonderful this specific podcast is.

On today's episode, the guys talk about some of the latest happenings around the world of sports.

How many quarterbacks need to get hurt before Colin Kaepernick gets a chance?What in the hell is wrong with the Baltimore Ravens?Do the Ravens have the worst PR team ever?New York Jets safety Jamal Adams says stuff about dying on a field and the world is confused.Way too early NFL hot-takes and predictions!

The guys then discuss Michael Jordan pushing the LeBron James or Kobe Bryant debate. Joseph believes Jordan is doing this for a certain reason. In typical Relatively Speaking Podcast form, this becomes its own segment. Which one? The wildly popular and totally speculatory Conspiracy Theories segment!

The show closes as do most Friday editions, with fan-favorite segment, AMA.

Do you prefer your sheets tucked or untucked? This one gets heated.If you can be a juror for any trial in the history of the world, which one would it be and why? Jared and Joseph are both, apparently, cowards.

You can follow Jared on the mean streets of Twitter @JMintzHoops.

The same can be done with the other guy @JosephNardone.