In a land not as far away as you might think, three heroes raise their swords in the hopes of conquering the topic of Religious Trauma.  Deciding instead that they did not want to be heroes they then went to get some mozzarella sticks and talk it out instead.  As Jesse takes the reins in a "dashing" display of leadership in this turbulent topic, Ben and Ben nearly succeed in holding the conversation together among the chaos.

What lies ahead for this unlikely band of brigands?  

Find out in Part 2, coming soon.