Reluctant Reviews

Spanz gives his verdict of the film Braveheart. Spanz laments the sheer number of "horse deaths", whilst Tots lists the historical inaccuracies of the film. Spanz and Tots then talk horror film quality and draw up a list of upcoming reviews.

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In this introduction to the 1995 epic Braveheart, Spanz wonders why everybody in the past was short, while Tots gets fed up with Spanz's constant interruptions. The disgruntled duo then discuss casting choices in films, before Spanz describes his preconceptions for the film as "Scottish, Mel, Battles, English are the baddies".

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During this verdict to Demolition Man, Tots attempts to make a clarification regarding Kate Winslet's character in 'The Holiday' and causes confusion. Tots then goes on to discuss Mild Green Fairy Liquid and how Wesley Snipes is clearly having a ball in the film. 

Meanwhile, Spanz fluffs his lines and forgets what to say, so Tots takes the opportunity to pander to the new Canadian listeners. Spanz and Tots then discuss the upcoming Halloween Special Podcasts!

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In this introduction to the film Demolition Man, Tots distracts Spanz with 'The Holiday' a romantic-comedy film with music by Hans Zimmer. Spanz goes all professional all of a sudden, choosing to make notes to discuss some trivia. 

Spanz and Tots then talk about their plans for the upcoming Reluctant Reviews Halloween Special Podcasts! 

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Spanz and Tots compliment Ray Winstone's acting range, Ben Miller's comedy turn as the obnoxious new boyfriend and the feel-good factor of the film. Tots manages to confuse Donna Summers and Ann Summers, whilst Spanz offer his advertising services to an owl sanctuary. Although mixing up a possum and a porcupine might not be fantastic for his credibility.

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During this introduction for the film 'There's Only One Jimmy Grimble', Tots debuts a new German introduction with the help of his German-speaking friend, whilst Spanz throws in some Spanish (that Tots immediately mistakes for Italian). Spanz and Tots talk family football stories, with Spanz stories containing crying football fans. Spanz explains his dislike of Director's Commentaries and which books he read at Primary school.

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Tots enjoys Passenger 57's lack of 'faff', stand-out villain and calls the film a 'cracker'. Tots drops some aviation knowledge, picking out the film's inaccuracies, whilst Spanz attempts to make an entertaining podcast. 

Spanz and Tots also talk 1990's film tropes and lethal peanuts.

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Spanz and Tots talk raisins, Wesley Snipes and bingeing Mel Gibson films in this hilarious introduction to the film, Passenger 57.

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Return every weekend for a new podcast as Spanz and Tots continue thier Reluctant Reviewssssss for your listening pleasure!

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Tots and Spanz present their verdict for The Untouchables, with a shockingly normal on-track review. Has Tot's film choice finally got Spanz's approval? Spanz thinks that Elliot Ness was a 'big drip', whilst Malone was 'unreal'. Spanz and Tots then talk upcoming films.

Come back for the next podcast to see Spanz actually picks. 

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Spanz and Tots talk The Untouchables. Whilst discussing the film, they chat about Robert De Niro's clothing choices, method acting and Sean Connery's best film. Tots set the scene of the film by describing Prohibition era 1930's Chicago as 'corrupt to bits'. Spanz constantly interrupts Tots description of the film, leading Tots to announce 'they're going to fall out'. 

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