Remain Roam Return

Summary

Today we bounce between millennial nostalgia, our BOOMING podcast ranking, childhood TV rules, moviegoing and recommendations. Along the way, we give each other Drag names, discuss the rise of Dungeon Crawler Carl, and why IMAX may be overhyped.

Oh... and just like... Deli Sandwiches...

Key Topics

Christian frames a possible return of “millennial cringe optimism” with deep V-necks, slouchy beanies, Mumford & Sons, and Crocs.

Christian is reading the Dungeon Crawler Carl series and avoiding online discussion to dodge spoilers; Damien is excited about its screen adaptation and Princess Donut’s audiobook voice returning.

Christian describes how dyslexia made spelling tests stressful and says a specialized font makes reading less tiring.

We celebrate appearing in the top 30 for a narrowly defined Apple Podcasts search category: “women comedy show midlife.”

Childhood TV habits with restrictions on cartoons such as SpongeBob and Ren and Stimpy, including religious households that limited kids to VeggieTales.

Damien says Godzilla Minus Zero was an exhilarating but overstimulating IMAX experience, while both hosts question whether IMAX is worth the volume and scale.

Damien recommends bamboo pillows for side sleepers, the Netflix miniseries Below, and just like, deli sandwiches at home.

Key Takeaways“millennial cringe optimism making a comeback.”

“we need the deep V's back”

“we are in the top thirty of Apple Podcasts!”

“It's too big. It's too big!”

“as long as I get sleep at all, I'm pretty excited.”

“You can't bamboozle bamboozler, okay?”

Key Topics

The boiz return after a two-week recording gap!

Today, we riff on AI images that routinely get Damien’s face wrong and whether AI could keep their podcast going on its own.

We both have very different ideas around emergency stockpiling. Christian’s growing sardine collection, and Damien’s view that water and personal safety would matter before food in a prolonged power outage.

Our post-election talk touches on Nebraska’s partial blue-wave results, California’s billionaire-tax vote, and Michigan instating Shakira law.

Damien gives his unfiltered and unpopular opinion on the My Chemical Romance concert. Christian recommends "Where Are Your Boys Tonight? The Oral History of Emo" as it explains the history between My Chemical Romance and The Used. Damien shares Hollywood Bowl parking tips.

Christian praises "Death Becomes Her" at Omaha’s Orpheum, where Ken Marino played the lead male role.

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Summary

Damien and Christian trade stories and jokes about Nebraska’s extreme weather, airplane annoyances, theme-park lines, zoo rivalries, and the rules of eating in a car.

The debate turns a Costco hot dog into a lively conversation about road-trip efficiency, acceptable car snacks, and the hazards of messy food.

Sound Bites

"The blanket acts as an insulator."

"I always say dry food only."

"I just don't think I care."

Summary

In this episode, Damien and Christian have recruited Keegan to help explore the influence of social media algorithms on content creation, share their top five lists of Omaha restaurants, L.A tourist attractions and Phoenix hikes. They also discuss the most attractive historical figures and do some blind rankings!

As a team of white-male podcasters, we explore the phenomenon of outrage farming, the impact of social media on public perception, and the culture of trending media. We seek to educate the masses on internet culture, algorithmic trends and the influence of Russian bots on online discourse.

Sound Bites

"Broncos is number one in my heart and belly."

"Tom's thumb is the best hike in Phoenix."

"Chinatown is awesome."

In this episode, Damien and Christian explore the quirks of Los Angeles, the realities of living in different areas, and the humorous side of urban legends, car thefts, and local culture. They also touch on the influence of media, the legality of autonomous vehicles, and the peculiarities of American infrastructure.ChaptersIntroduction to LA myths and filming locationsCost of housing and real estate in LAMedia influence on perceptions of Los AngelesAutonomous vehicles and legal landscape in CaliforniaWeather, flooding, and infrastructure challengesHumorous takes on local culture and urban legendsThe influence of media and social media on perceptionThe reality of living in different LA neighborhoodsThe impact of weather on daily life and infrastructureHumor, urban legends, and local culture insightsClosing thoughts and reflections on LA lifeMake sure to drop us a follow so you never miss out on new, unfiltered episodes every single Friday! https://linktr.ee/remainroamreturnpodcast#remainroamreturn #podcast #remainroamreturnpodcast #travel #comedy #podcasting #comedypodcast #housingmarket #flooding #losangeles #nebraska

In this episode:

Damien and Christian open with the story of how a simple podcast recommendation turned into a permanent Reddit ban. From there, they swap road-trip stories—Lake Tahoe, bizarre Central California gas stations, a whirlwind Deadwood wedding run, Wall Drug, rest stops, and the very Midwestern question of whether it’s ever worth flying instead of driving. They close by pitching an Omaha-to-LA road-trip vlog and a contest to see who’s the better driver.

Summary

Damien and Christian share stories about yearly relocation, U-Haul adventures, and other unique cultural traits of Nebraskans. Christian has also been doing secret Networking on Damien's behalf. A meeting with the Illuminati is now loading.

Key Topics

U-Haul mishaps and tips

The culture of Nebraskans and local pride

Practical moving advice and stories

Networking and community building in Hollywood

Chapters

00:00 Introduction to Moving Mishaps and Nebraska Culture

01:58 Damien and Christian Announce Their Marriage and Share Personal Updates

04:01 The Nebraska Alumni Organization and Hollywood Saloon

06:59 Networking Events and the Power of Nebraska Connections

09:59 The Unique Culture of Nebraskans and Local Pride

13:07 The Nebraska Hollywood Saloon and Industry Networking

16:01 Moving in U-Hauls: Tips, Tricks, and Disaster Stories

20:00 U-Haul Mishaps: Damage, Insurance, and Funny Incidents

24:01 Living in a U-Haul: Feasibility and Practicality

28:03 The Challenges of Moving and Living Light

32:03 Towing, Towing Companies, and Hidden Costs

35:56 The Cost of Moving and the Reality of U-Haul Rentals

40:05 Towing Mishaps and Moving Accidents

42:55 Stories of Car Towing, Theft, and Unexpected Surprises

45:04 Humor and Lessons from Moving and Life Experiences

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Summary

Damien is fed up with greedy airline practices.

Christian wonders if Damien would take a ride in fart bus.

Key Topics

Riding on the fart bus

Personal travel experiences and tips

Airline tactics to maximize profits at passenger expense

Impact on traveler experience

Chapters

00:00 Introduction to Airline Industry Secrets

01:58 The Reality of Public Transportation and Personal Travel Experiences

04:04 Industry Tactics to Maximize Airline Profits

05:56 The Impact of Hidden Costs on Travelers

07:58 The Future of Travel and Industry Manipulation

10:00 Personal Stories of Travel and Industry Frustration

11:52 The Role of Government Bailouts and Corporate Profits

14:00 Critique of Airline and Travel Industry Practices

16:03 The Impact of Profit-Driven Industry on Consumer Experience

18:01 Tips for Navigating Modern Travel Challenges

19:59 The Hidden Costs of Airline and Transportation Industry

22:00 Industry Manipulation and Consumer Deception

24:03 The Future of Travel and Industry Trends

25:59 Personal Anecdotes and Industry Insights

27:57 Conclusion and Final Thoughts

Summary

NEW SEGMENT ALERT!!! "METAL OR MADE UP?"

We also spend time zipping around current global events and sharing our perspectives on culture and survival strategies.

Key Topics

Recent earthquakes and their impact

History and evolution of metal music

The significance of band logos and names

Current global crises and survival prep

New Segment game: Metal or Made Up

Sound Bites

"The Richter scale has no upper limit."

"The 1994 Northridge earthquake was a six point seven."

"Farts as a form of biological w@rfare."

Chapters

00:00 Introduction and Episode Overview

02:50 Discussing LA's Heat Wave and AC Troubles

05:30 Earthquake Activity and Tsunami Warnings

08:00 Understanding the Richter Scale and Its Limits

11:54 Global Disasters and Survival Prep

15:29 Metal Music: History, Genres, and Gatekeeping

19:59 Band Logos and the Underground Metal Scene

25:02 Metal or Made Up: Band Name Game

30:00 Cultural Commentary and Goodbye

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Summary:

The pod has been monetized!! In our dreams...two dollars at a time.

Christian and Damien kick things off with a grocery store experience that somehow turns into a whole bit about self-checkout, old people conspiracy and the strange social contract of modern checkout lines.

From there, the conversation spirals into Damien's dream about the podcast finally being monetized for two dollars, before landing on a breakdown of hateful YouTube comments. It's interesting how engagement, even the annoying kind, can actually be fun to engage with.

Chapters:

(00:00) Grocery store errand turns into a self-checkout rant

(01:10) Why stores employ a self-checkout attendant instead of just cashiers

(02:21) Old people, coupons, and the need for human interaction

(03:56) The fedora, ponytail, and Ed Hardy mystery shopper

(04:39) Costco-style self-checkout and the scan-gun assistant manager

(05:27) Trying to figure out what the mysterious guy was actually wearing(06:22) The bicycle exit and the “pickup artist” bit begins

(07:40) From pickup artist to grocery pickup artist

(09:07) Damien’s dream that the podcast is monetized for two dollars

(10:10) How weirdly realistic dreams can feel

(12:27) Why the dream being only two dollars made it feel believable

(14:51) The sad midlife crisis of quitting a job to become a full-time podcaster

(16:41) When chasing a dream becomes impractical in your 30s

(17:18) Reading hateful YouTube comments for the first time

(20:16) Why the Shane Gillis clip got the most engagement

(21:53) Christian explains his criticism of Shane Gillis and timing

(23:38) “Praise be” and the bot-like comment chain

(24:54) Responding to trolls by narrowing in on one phrase

(28:49) “Leftist rats” and the “one of us is a rat, the other is a hamster” reply

(30:01) The “fake virtue signaling” comment and the honest-response bit

(32:18) The “how the hell do neither of you have a chin?” comment

(33:58) “Just a couple of dorks” and Damien’s typo reply

(34:30) The newest comment, “you are pathetic,” and the devil joke

(36:19) Christian fact-checks the Shane Gillis details

(38:11) An invitation to commenters to come on the podcast

(40:10) Why hate comments may actually help the algorithm

(41:15) Dreams of monetization, views, and “spewing hate and vitriol”

(41:52) byeeee