Autumn's almost here, and you know what that means: it's rutting season in this one. Josh fathers a freshman class, Mike begets a sports league, and Tapan, well, Tapan just needs two hands. Tapan and Josh make uncomfortable irl eye contact throughout most of the episode, in which Josh gets his hair cut on Broadway, Tapan's like Memento if he didn't get any of those tattoos, and Mike plans a wedding that only Johnny Utah himself could pull off.

Pairings: Abstinence education; ginkgo baloba; aqua socks