Welcome to the riveting conclusion to Remember Part I?: Remember Part I? Part II. Settle in, 'cause we're about to answer all those burning questions that've been eating at you since yesterday. Questions like, "Will those dolphins be okay?" and, "What did they talk about again?" It's also Disappoint Your Family Week here on Instead Of, and we're really getting in a festive mood. Tapan ties the knot with a four-poster, Josh's hubris is the entire ocean's undoing, and Mike successfully tricks Tapan into thinking Sisqo is a time-traveler, putting the final nail in the coffin that is his master plan.

Pairings: a seasoned falconer; a sexy new wax job; a mattress topper (trust us)