Apologies, and love, to our friends who were born in Florida. We hope your midwife was an alligator.

This week: 

Libs freak out over a completely unserious proposal involving Alcatraz

Prince Harry’s body language makes it seem like he means what he’s saying

Broke dudes are a disease

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