You’re our beautiful fail babies <3 

This week: 

Taylor Swift walks in front of a car, everyone suspects pregnancy 

Meghan and Harry celebrate Lilibet’s fourth birthday with some cringe, and some controversy  

Armie Hammer, former alleged cannibal and current family man 

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Outing people is always, always a fail. 

This week:  

A weirdly dark commencement speech targets the president (it doesn’t) 

Michelle Obama makes a joke about vaccines causing autism (she doesn’t) 

A writer muses on why society should let men be a little gay, as a treat  

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The fail’s in the details. 

This week: 

The creepiest thing in the woods is a disputed property line

The mean strong women sticking their CLAWS in your son :( 

The foods that the fail admits don’t cause autism, but WHAT IF

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You are all direct reports to us in the pyramid scheme of fails.

This week:  

Brooklyn Beckham is letting a woman tear his family apart, per usu

It’s just a little funny how the Pope hasn’t acknowledged President Trump’s peacemaking 

The one quick way to make slightly less money than your son: a pyramid scheme!  

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Apologies, and love, to our friends who were born in Florida. We hope your midwife was an alligator.

This week: 

Libs freak out over a completely unserious proposal involving Alcatraz

Prince Harry’s body language makes it seem like he means what he’s saying

Broke dudes are a disease

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We recorded this on Tuesday so Maura could go on a fail-free vacation. Facts aren’t real anymore anyway.

This week:  

The Fail attacks a woman who is now dead for the crime of having been human  

Amazon is at war with America, except actually nothing is happening 

Meghan Markle insults the Royal Family by being happy 

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Stars, stripes, fertility rates, and fails.

This week: 

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We’re putting the ass back in astronaut, folks.

This week:  

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This week: 

Bonus story: Maura’s Election Day reporting for Slate is finally out in the world. Give it a listen!

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LOWER THE COST OF JAM, YOU COWARDS

This week:  

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