Plus, a very important announcement at the end of the episode.

This week: 

Travis Kelce reveals a thing that bugs him a little but that’s not actually about Taylor Swift

Meghan Markle DIDN’T PERSONALLY MAKE THIS JAM  

The Fail hates stealing, and dishonesty, which is funny, because… 

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Hot fail summer.

This week:  

Taylor Swift humbles, embarrasses, mortifies an influencer for not wanting her weird card game

New York City is about to be a scary communist wonderland :( 

Jonathan Bailey defends kissing Scarlett Johansson, Scarlett also there

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While we're on our summer break, we're treating you to some very special episodes! Today, it's an episode of What A Creep, all about Hilaria Baldwin, guest hosted by Kristen. If you like what you hear, be sure to subscribe to What A Creep here: https://pod.link/1460298336

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While we're on our summer break, we're treating you to some very special episodes! Today, it's an episode of one of Kristen's other show Health Matters, all about what news consumption does to our brains. If you like what you hear, be sure to subscribe to Mayo Clinic Health Matters here: https://mcpress.mayoclinic.org/podcasts/health-matters/

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You’re our beautiful fail babies <3 

This week: 

Taylor Swift walks in front of a car, everyone suspects pregnancy 

Meghan and Harry celebrate Lilibet’s fourth birthday with some cringe, and some controversy  

Armie Hammer, former alleged cannibal and current family man 

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Outing people is always, always a fail. 

This week:  

A weirdly dark commencement speech targets the president (it doesn’t) 

Michelle Obama makes a joke about vaccines causing autism (she doesn’t) 

A writer muses on why society should let men be a little gay, as a treat  

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The fail’s in the details. 

This week: 

The creepiest thing in the woods is a disputed property line

The mean strong women sticking their CLAWS in your son :( 

The foods that the fail admits don’t cause autism, but WHAT IF

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You are all direct reports to us in the pyramid scheme of fails.

This week:  

Brooklyn Beckham is letting a woman tear his family apart, per usu

It’s just a little funny how the Pope hasn’t acknowledged President Trump’s peacemaking 

The one quick way to make slightly less money than your son: a pyramid scheme!  

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Apologies, and love, to our friends who were born in Florida. We hope your midwife was an alligator.

This week: 

Libs freak out over a completely unserious proposal involving Alcatraz

Prince Harry’s body language makes it seem like he means what he’s saying

Broke dudes are a disease

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We recorded this on Tuesday so Maura could go on a fail-free vacation. Facts aren’t real anymore anyway.

This week:  

The Fail attacks a woman who is now dead for the crime of having been human  

Amazon is at war with America, except actually nothing is happening 

Meghan Markle insults the Royal Family by being happy 

Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.

Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 

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