Apologies, and love, to our friends who were born in Florida. We hope your midwife was an alligator.

This week: 

Libs freak out over a completely unserious proposal involving Alcatraz

Prince Harry’s body language makes it seem like he means what he’s saying

Broke dudes are a disease

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We recorded this on Tuesday so Maura could go on a fail-free vacation. Facts aren’t real anymore anyway.

This week:  

The Fail attacks a woman who is now dead for the crime of having been human  

Amazon is at war with America, except actually nothing is happening 

Meghan Markle insults the Royal Family by being happy 

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Stars, stripes, fertility rates, and fails.

This week: 

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We’re putting the ass back in astronaut, folks.

This week:  

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This week: 

Bonus story: Maura’s Election Day reporting for Slate is finally out in the world. Give it a listen!

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LOWER THE COST OF JAM, YOU COWARDS

This week:  

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This week: 

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Fail o’ the Irish?

This week:  

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We love fails and potato skins. Fight us about it.

This week: 

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Guess you could say Meghan has gotten herself in quite the jam.

This week:  

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