As she was idly scrolling Bluesky a few days ago, Alicia (@alicianwonderland.bsky.social) came across the ultimate Mad-Lib of a skeet: "roald dahl's grandson is a former london-based journalist who once freelanced for the daily dot and then married princess raiyah of jordan during covid but then got divorced and moved to the US where he became a cop in south carolina and just married an american tiktoker." 

Ask and ye shall receive, as they say, and Trash Pandas, believe it or not, it kind of all makes sense.

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Alicia - at the prompting of a listener - started to deep dive into Andrew and Sarah's adult daughters when she learned that an old boyfriend of Sarah's, who has also been an ally and patron over the decades, has died at the age of 88. Paddy McNally and Sarah dated for a few years beginning when she was 20 and he was 42. He also amassed a fortune of $800 million or so, and Royal watchers suspect that he intended to keep on taking care of Sarah Ferguson.

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Sources

The Man Who Made Fergie: What Paddy McNally's Death Tells Us About Sarah Ferguson (theroyalist.substack.com)

Will Fergie, the Royal Family's Great Houdini, Escape Yet Again? (andrewlownie.substack.com)

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Today we're revisiting our 2022 story of the tragic marriage of actress Patricia Neal - whose true love was Gary Cooper - and children's book author Roald Dahl - whose true love was his mistress. Rarely have two people been unhappier or more beset than these.

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Listener Miah writes in with a banger of a story about her mother, her mother's many divorces, and her father's car. This one goes lots of places, each one trashier than the next. Do you have a trashy divorce story you'd want featured? Let us know at [email protected].

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When a rookie came out of nowhere to win the 1991 PGA Championship, it catapulted John Daly, then 25, to the height of fame and fortune. His unusual look, powerful drives, and decidedly anti-country club vibe made him a fan favorite - but not an uncomplicated one. His drinking, smoking, gambling, carousing, and four marriages and divorces are a testament to the complexity, as we dive into one of the golf world's most notable figures.

Here's that Dusty Slay 5 O'Clock Somewhere routine.

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We have come to the end of our Scandalous Candy Mossler series, and nothing quite tops the last decade of her life. Stacie joins Alicia for this mad lib of a story. What happens after Candace Mossler stakes through first degree murder charges in 1966? We progress through a whole decade of stories and spiderwebs, including the end of the affair with Melvin, another husband in the mix, a business empire, many more famous lovers, musical legends, and a family court battle, too.

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You might think with all the evidence available that convicting Candy Mossler and Melvin Lane Powers for the murder of Jacques Mossler would be a cinch. Turns out justice can be bought with high powered attorneys and a compliant jury. The whole world was watching this trial go down in early 1966, and no one could have predicted the outcome.

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Candy Mossler and her nephew Melvin, deep within their incestuous love affair, make some new plans for Candy to be out of her marriage to Jacques, and with a way to keep all the millions. These lovers are not exactly a top notch criminal operation as by July 1965, both will be indicted for capital murder. It's a scandal that's about to grip the nation, but how do the two get caught? All this and more in this episode of our summertime Trashy Poster Girl.

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The Trashy Divorces Cinematic Universe has been busy, and we don't want you to miss a thing! In the Dumpster this week: Ken Paxton gallivants his way through voter fraud allegations, Margaret Qualley and Jack Antonoff call it quits after three years, Kristi Noem's mom talks to the Daily Mail, Prince Harry and family hang with his dad, Kathy Griffin is living that cougar life, some professions tend toward more stable marriages than others, and Taylor Frankie Paul and Dakota Mortensen meet in court yet again.

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In this next installment of the Candy Mossler series we meet her new lover (and nephew too) Melvin Lane Powers. This illicit relationship is an open secret in Houston and hits a few skids once her husband Jacques discovers the scandal. None of it ends well, for Jacques anyway.

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