Would you move to a remote island for €84K? Joe and Emily explore real relocation offers from around the world—then spiral into hilarious fast food rankings 🍔, a $4,000 Dumb Dumb lollipop disaster 🍭, and why White Castle might cause mild depression 😅.

Also in this episode:
🎨 Bob Ross documentaries & true crime
📚 Classic literature that actually woos people
🎤 The 30-minute stand-up special trend
🎉 Birthday plans, scallops, and cigar lounges

Hit play for travel talk, comedy debates, food cravings, and total chaos—in the best way.