On this episode of Reporting as Eligible, Paul explains why your Packer stock is perfectly fine stock, and why everyone who wants Packer stock trading on the Nasdaq is a dope while Matt revels in his newfound ownership, and his TV appearance. JR then leads a discussion of the Packers pantsing of the Seahawks, especially on defense where the team recorded its 13th shutout since the merger. Is Joe Barry good? Is Kevin King good? What has gotten into Preston Smith? Can just any old person be good at football now if they join the Packer defense?

They also discuss Aaron’s issues with the deep ball, his murderball to Allen Lazard, Dillon’s dominance running and passing, Amari Rodgers uning left, and Josiah Deguara just not being the dude.

Finally, the Vikings are sneaky good but also sneaky bad, and Klint Kubiak got his job through perfectly legitimate means. Plus listener questions!

Intro: Little Red Corvette - Gear Daddies

Outro: The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota - Weird Al