Reporting as Eligible – The Manbun of Quarterbacks

In this week’s episode, Paul, JR, and Matt discuss bad hair, no hair, how you can’t actually evaluate much when people just play poorly, Aaron getting punched in the jiminy crickets, two-safety looks, game theory and running against two-safety looks, Joe Barry being terrible, but the Packer defensive front also being terrible and not technically his fault. Kevin King as Yuniesky Bentancourt, and also as a river-crossing scorpion, Rashan Gary being OK, and just how historically bad this loss was. Plus listener questions!

Intro: A Murder of One – Counting Crows

Outro: RIP Norm