We don’t know much about grain, but we try not to make a habit of going against it. Especially since it makes up so many of our favourite delish cereals. Yum, cereal. Unfortunately though, we are going against it this week: Tegan’s played Ni No Kuni 2 and despite the fantastic reception it seems to ... [Read more...]

My mother always told me I’d be a disappointment. Well if I was one of these game’s she might have been right. The joke’s on her though, I’m rad. This week we’re introducing a new intermittent segment ‘Predictions Register’ and speculating about which upcoming games will be a disappointment, so get ready for your jimmies ... [Read more...]

This week we’ve done something we almost never do: play games and then talk about them on a podcast, which is good because we definitely needed a new coat of paint on this thing. Anyway, the games lucky enough to be part of our major transformation are the as yet unreleased Yakuza 6 and the ... [Read more...]

Big news in the gaming world this week: Luigi has a penis. Now to severely less important news: there are lots of big games coming out next week that we’re excited about and we’ve been playing Burnout Paradise Remastered and Yakuza 6. Less frivolous than our average episode synopsis? Yeah, well we’re tired. This week ... [Read more...]

We’re in big trouble: we stared at the Super Smash Bros symbol for too long and now our eyes are stuffed. Every blink is a reminder and in every waking moment it’s in our mind’s eye, taunting us. Blegh. Frivolous statements aside, Super Smash Bros is coming to the Switch and we’re a little excited. ... [Read more...]

Have you ever asked yourself “hmm, what video games would make a good movie?”. Well good on you, but have you ever reversed it and instead asked “movie good a make would games video what, hmm?”. If so, you might be having a stroke, consult your physician immediately. We’re instead taking the road less travelled ... [Read more...]

Here’s one: you buy a Playstation VR on launch day, it gives you motion sickness so you sell it. What next? You buy another PSVR cause you arrogantly think you can build up a tolerance over time. So how does that work out? Lets find out in our new intermittent segment ‘PSVR Motion Sickness Update’. ... [Read more...]

It’s a question that’s been passed through the ages, since sometime during the mesolithic period: What’s the best video game controller? And the answer is easy: who give a rats? Oh wait we do, cause we’re doing it for our Top 3 this week. We’re also discussing a Spyro the Dragon Trilogy Remake rumour, the System ... [Read more...]

The Shadow of the Colossus remake came out last week and hear it from us first: it’s thick and creamy, not unlike a delish tub of Yoplait Petit Miam. But something may have overshadowed our enjoyment of it. I’m talking about a little indie ditty called Celeste, which by comparison is a tub of Yoplait ... [Read more...]

There’s nothing quite like a good video game crossover. Actually, that’s not true at all, there are plenty of things better. By and large they’re usually mediocre. So let’s change that: for this week’s Top 3 we’re discussing crossover video games which should exist. Spoiler alert: we don’t change anything, all our suggestions are pretty ... [Read more...]